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Sunroom Quotes from Multiple Dealers

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Postby Nurvingiel » Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:55 pm

YES. :lol:

How much pot does it take to hotbox a sunroom?
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Postby Null » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:47 am

I really like this.

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Postby Sirocco » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:08 am

I spent long enough wondering why all the salesman of sunrooms happened to be drug dealers to be completely ashamed of myself.

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Postby Rita » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:18 am

How much pot does it take to hotbox a sunroom?


Good question. It depends on how big the sunroom is, I suppose.

I spent long enough wondering why all the salesman of sunrooms happened to be drug dealers to be completely ashamed of myself.


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Postby PonderThis » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:24 am

Heh heh yeah this is great. :D :D

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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:47 pm

I smoked pot a few hours ago. woo
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby kvn8907 » Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:06 am

giantsfan97 wrote:I smoked pot a few hours ago. woo


Drugs are bad.

(Except for antibiotics and drugs to control mental illnesses.)
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:09 am

kvn8907 wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:I smoked pot a few hours ago. woo


Drugs are bad.

(Except for antibiotics and drugs to control mental illnesses.)


GOOD THING POT ISN'T A DRUG.

No more than caffeine or alcohol.
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:07 am

Chrono Crow wrote:
kvn8907 wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:I smoked pot a few hours ago. woo


Drugs are bad.

(Except for antibiotics and drugs to control mental illnesses.)


GOOD THING POT ISN'T A DRUG.

No more than caffeine or alcohol.

What the hell. You can't seriously compare caffeine to alcohol and marijuana.
And that's terrible.

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Postby James » Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:46 am

WHEN YOU EAT A CHOCOLATE BAR YOU ARE TAKING DRUGS. A very small amount, but DRUGS NEVERTHELESS. Well, drug.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:33 am

Gelatine Cow wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:
kvn8907 wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:I smoked pot a few hours ago. woo


Drugs are bad.

(Except for antibiotics and drugs to control mental illnesses.)


GOOD THING POT ISN'T A DRUG.

No more than caffeine or alcohol.

What the hell. You can't seriously compare caffeine to alcohol and marijuana.


Before make a fool of myself by arguing you up and down about this, why don't you prove me wrong before this goes any further. Find something to the contrary. Honestly, I don't really give a dang, but if you're so quick to call me out on a simple statement as that, I figure you must have good reason. So shoot. I don't mind being proven wrong.
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Postby Rita » Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:12 am

giantsfan97 wrote:I smoked pot a few hours ago. woo


Did you at least do it in your sunroom? Can you give us a quote?

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Postby loofah » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:49 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:
Gelatine Cow wrote:What the hell. You can't seriously compare caffeine to alcohol and marijuana.
Before make a fool of myself by arguing you up and down about this, why don't you prove me wrong before this goes any further. Find something to the contrary.
I assume he's talking about how caffeine is a mild stimulant, which doesn't tend to cloud your judgment like alcohol and marijuana.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:14 pm

loofah wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:
Gelatine Cow wrote:What the hell. You can't seriously compare caffeine to alcohol and marijuana.
Before make a fool of myself by arguing you up and down about this, why don't you prove me wrong before this goes any further. Find something to the contrary.
I assume he's talking about how caffeine is a mild stimulant, which doesn't tend to cloud your judgment like alcohol and marijuana.


Actually studies show that caffeine makes you more agreeable to arguments.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:54 pm

I get the feeling I'm making enemies. . .-_-

Ah well, won't matter much longer.:)
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Postby kvn8907 » Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:41 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Ah well, won't matter much longer.:)



:?:


That's a creepy quote. Like something Klaatu or Norrin Radd would say.

(P.S. I take 20 MG fluoxetine daily to control OCD, but have sworn off all illegal drugs, rarely use other legal drugs [OTC or perscription] and have sworn off caffeine and alcohol almost completely. [the few mg of caffeine in chocolate is fine])
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Postby loofah » Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:42 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:I get the feeling I'm making enemies. . .-_-
Ah well, won't matter much longer.:)
EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

seriously, what?
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:06 am

Chrono Crow wrote:
Gelatine Cow wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:
kvn8907 wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:I smoked pot a few hours ago. woo


Drugs are bad.

(Except for antibiotics and drugs to control mental illnesses.)


GOOD THING POT ISN'T A DRUG.

No more than caffeine or alcohol.

What the hell. You can't seriously compare caffeine to alcohol and marijuana.


Before make a fool of myself by arguing you up and down about this, why don't you prove me wrong before this goes any further. Find something to the contrary. Honestly, I don't really give a dang, but if you're so quick to call me out on a simple statement as that, I figure you must have good reason. So shoot. I don't mind being proven wrong.

Don't get me wrong, I don't really have anything against alcohol or marijuana; I'm fine with both in moderation I think.

I think my exclamation was mostly based on the fact caffeine seems to have no effect on me (I imagine with my cola intake I'd be getting quite a lot, but still no trouble sleeping or anything, I've probably built up a tolerance though). Alcohol and marijuana in my opinion are several magnitudes stronger. I just think it's a bit like comparing paracetamol to morphine, but maybe not quite that extreme.

I think my post sounded stronger than it was intended.

I THINK.
And that's terrible.

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Postby James » Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:57 am

kvn8907 wrote:[the few mg of caffeine in chocolate is fine]

That's all well and good until they find you dead in an alley, Mars bar wrapper in hand.
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Postby apronymaniac » Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:14 am

James wrote:
kvn8907 wrote:[the few mg of caffeine in chocolate is fine]

That's all well and good until they find you dead in an alley, Mars bar wrapper in hand.
Now that's creepy... a few minutes ago I read this:

In 1984, the Animal Rights Militia claimed to have poisoned supplies of Mars bars, but later admitted this was a hoax. The group said the action had caused huge financial losses for the chocolate manufacturer.


By the way, there's more than just caffeine in chocolate. There's also whatever molecule is pictured on the chocolate T-shirt. I don't know what it's called, but it looks like it's just like caffeine but with a nitrogen atom instead of a methyl group.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:44 am

lol animal rights militia
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Postby apronymaniac » Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:05 am

Chrono Crow wrote:lol animal rights militia
The really cool thing is their acronym.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:08 am

ARMed and dangerous.

I dunno, animal rights militia sounds like PETA with guns, and that fucking scares the hell out of me.
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Postby loofah » Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:15 pm

apronymaniac wrote:By the way, there's more than just caffeine in chocolate. There's also whatever molecule is pictured on the chocolate T-shirt. I don't know what it's called, but it looks like it's just like caffeine but with a nitrogen atom instead of a methyl group.
Theobromine.
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