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Do you mind? : )))

Postby smrq » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:35 pm

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*shakes off rust*

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Postby Portals » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:39 pm

Awww, poor colon...

Wow, that sentence could take on a whole different meaning when out of context.

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Postby Skimba » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:18 pm

heeheehee
PortalsAreAwesome wrote:Awww, poor colon...

Wow, that sentence could take on a whole different meaning when out of context.

Yes.
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Postby kvn8907 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:56 am

I was expecting a man with three chins.

Maybe this guy:

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But this was silly enough anyway. :-)
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Postby Nurvingiel » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:46 am

Go on, it's wafer thin...
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Postby kvn8907 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:40 pm

LOL

On Nurvingiel, you silly little man.

Wait, "Nurvingiel"? Where did THAT name come from?
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:28 pm

kvn8907 wrote:LOL

On Nurvingiel, you silly little man.

Wait, "Nurvingiel"? Where did THAT name come from?


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Postby kvn8907 » Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:06 am

No, seriously. Where did you get the idea for your name?
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


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Postby ntw3001 » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:29 am

smrq, eh? It's been a while. Joke very funny. Nirvungiel not man.

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Postby kvn8907 » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:29 pm

ntw3001 wrote:Nirvungiel not man.


WELL HOW THE HECK SHOULD I KNOW?!

I mean, like half the people on this forum seem to be girls, but there's no indicator of who's male or female, and I can only think of one user whose avitar isn't a ageless, gender-neutral, culturally ambiguous forum person (my avitar included. could be a bald girl.).

Darn you AGNCAFPs! *shakes fist*
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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:12 pm

Maybe if you saw her picture in the Show Yourself thread. And if not, there's the wiki linking to her picture in the Show Yourself thread.
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Postby Portals » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:11 pm

kvn8907 wrote:I mean, like half the people on this forum seem to be girls, but there's no indicator of who's male or female, and I can only think of one user whose avatar isn't a ageless, gender-neutral, culturally ambiguous forum person (my avatar included.

My sig has a heart in it... Does that count?

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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:36 pm

kvn is like what happens when Pyr0ninja and Tranny Frembles mate.
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Postby apronymaniac » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:46 pm

I don't remember people's genders (on the internet) even when I know them, unless they're always hitting on people of the opposite gender.
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Postby James » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:54 pm

Yeah, I bet you totally forgot what a hot chick I am.
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Postby loofah » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:11 pm

James wrote:Yeah, I bet you totally forgot what a hot chick I am.

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Postby Altair IV » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:17 pm

I've often wished myself that forums would require their users to post their gender somewhere, such as a small icon under their name or something. It would certainly save a few headaches.

And that "show yourself" page is about a thousand frickin' pages long. I got about 20 pages into reading it then just gave up out of sheer exhaustion. And even if I did manage to read through it completely, I'm sure I'd fail to correctly associate most of the photos with the people they belong to.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:19 pm

Altair IV wrote:And that "show yourself" page is about a thousand frickin' pages long. I got about 20 pages into reading it then just gave up out of sheer exhaustion. And even if I did manage to read through it completely, I'm sure I'd fail to correctly associate most of the photos with the people they belong to.
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Postby Nurvingiel » Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:48 pm

Due to my incompetence, I can't find my picture in the Spamusement wiki. :oops: But despite not having proof, I am a female. !

The origin of my name is this: there's this great Lord of the Rings site called The Barrow-Downs that has a Middle-Earth name generator.

This site has been around a long time, and when I first started posting on teh interwebz, I used the name generator to turn my real name into an Elven name (which I think means daughter of deep-foam).

Usually, my avatar is an elf woman, but since my Spamusements usually ned a card I just have to use this little gender-neutral card as my avatar.

But -iel, -ien and -wen are all feminine endings for Elven names. However, I don't care if someone calls me a man, because that was funny.

And that is how I got my name. :)
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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:00 pm

It's on the bottom of your page. Anyway, here's a link to the Picture.
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Postby mulpis » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:03 pm

Holy crap. According to that site, I'm an "irritating elf," which is such an accurate description of me, it's kinda creepy. :P

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Postby Portals » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:46 pm

"Eavesdropping Black Númenorean" for me. Muahaha.

Oh, but this disclaimer at the bottom kind of took the fun out of it for me...
"** DISCLAIMER ** : These name generators produce random results and are not true translations of the words you type in."

Hmm, Francois Tremblay doesn't have a page in the wiki. 'Tis a shame.

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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:19 am

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:Hmm, Francois Tremblay doesn't have a page in the wiki. 'Tis a shame.
What?
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Postby kvn8907 » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:38 am

Altair IV wrote:I've often wished myself that forums would require their users to post their gender somewhere, such as a small icon under their name or something. It would certainly save a few headaches.


Other forums, like the Furry-To-Furry one, has that feature. Trouble is, a quarter of the people give their gender as "both", and another quarter have a gender that's not their real gender. So it's not that accurate, but it probably would be a bit helpful here.

(And yet, staying on that forum for more than 5 minutes is intensely boring :roll: )
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


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Postby Portals » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:09 am

Eviljekyll wrote:What?

:oops:


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