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Postby PonderThis » Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:26 pm

Remember, kiddies, BBCode gets confused with parentheses. Stupid BBCode. Anyway, you have to do your URL's like:

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman_%28furniture%29

All you ever wanted to know about ottomans but were afraid to ask. I hope that helps.

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Postby Imnumbaone » Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:33 pm

Oh, ok... I thought those things were just called leg rests.

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Postby Portals » Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:34 pm

I always called them tuffets or poufs.

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Postby smrq » Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:08 pm

I like the "chairs of the world" poster.

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Postby kvn8907 » Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:49 pm

mulpis wrote:I want an Ottomantex T-shirt!


The moment I read your comment was the moment I got this comic.

I don't know why, but it just hit me then.

OOOOH! Ottoman TEX!! I was thinking of it as one word (which, in all fairness, it is).

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PortalsAreAwesome wrote:I always called them tuffets or poufs.


Teeheee. Tuffet.
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Postby Prismatic » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:02 pm

CheeseWhisper wrote:Ah yeah.

Hey Prismatic, where did you feed your cat?

Mm... okay, see that tree over there?

No, the one to the left. Yeah. Under that.

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Postby Dusk » Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:31 am

Awesome.
Hmm that reminds me of something I've been meaning to share for a while.
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Postby Domarius » Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:00 am

Nyperold wrote:Eh, don't worry too much about it. It's pretty much a constant. Maybe only a little bit of a var. *rimshot*
PortalsAreAwesome must be grateful you've declared that for him.

*3 pointer* :D

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Postby mrgazpacho » Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:27 pm

Domarius wrote:*3 pointer* :D


Pointer, or... reference?
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Postby sum yun gai » Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:55 pm

Domarius wrote:
Nyperold wrote:Eh, don't worry too much about it. It's pretty much a constant. Maybe only a little bit of a var. *rimshot*
PortalsAreAwesome must be grateful you've declared that for him.

*3 pointer* :D


portals = girl;
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Postby kvn8907 » Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:19 pm

sum yun gai wrote:portals = girl


Rule 30.

There are no girls on the internet.

Only guys and guys disguised as girls.
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:53 pm

kvn8907 wrote:
sum yun gai wrote:portals = girl


Rule 30.

There are no girls on the internet.

Only guys and guys disguised as girls.


Then I made out with a very convincing tranny.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:42 pm

I wouldn't go around bragging about that...
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby sum yun gai » Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:11 pm

hey, we can be accepting of chrono's lifestyle choices can't we?
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traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

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Postby Portals » Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:19 pm

Domarius wrote:
Nyperold wrote:Eh, don't worry too much about it. It's pretty much a constant. Maybe only a little bit of a var. *rimshot*
PortalsAreAwesome must be grateful you've declared that for him.

*3 pointer* :D

I wasn't sure if you meant me when you said 'him', so I decided to wait to find out. Yeah, I'm a girl. It's astounding. But then again, so are a bunch of other people on this forum, like Nik and kupo and jvcc. So it's not really all that spectacular. :)
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Postby apronymaniac » Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:05 pm

Some of the longest discussions on this forum were about kupo's breasts, so I sure hope she's a girl.
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Postby Domarius » Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:41 pm

if... if... ... oh crap I think I've got an if statement block.

:D

Yeah it isn't really that spectacular :) At a pinch, we have to say him/her, so everyone is free game based on their avatar. Your avatar is of a man. (It hasn't got that triangle dress thing.) Sum Yun Gai is a super-hero skeleton thing, and DuskBringer is a wobbily bald drunk man who likes kareoke. You're a black cartoon guy who gets hit in the face by a plasma ball every time he goes to say something.
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Postby Portals » Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:45 pm

Domarius wrote:Well your avatar is of a man. (It hasn't got that triangle dress thing.)

I don't wear a skirt, why should my avatar wear one? Plus, James has Hello Kitty as his avatar, and that doesn't make him a girl. Oh well. I thought of adding a skirt to my avatar... Or a chest. Maybe I should do that later. Just to clarify. Maybe I'll change my avatar to something else completely.

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Postby Domarius » Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:28 pm

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:I don't wear a skirt, why should my avatar wear one?
Cause then at least you'd be a girl getting hit in the face by a plasma ball.

Plus, James has Hello Kitty as his avatar, and that doesn't make him a girl.

YES IT DOES.

Oh well. I thought of adding a skirt to my avatar... Or a chest. Maybe I should do that later. Just to clarify. Maybe I'll change my avatar to something else completely.
Mwahhaahha... soon I will have you eating soup from the far side of the bowl, and seeing Elvis in vegetables.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:50 am

giantsfan97 wrote:I wouldn't go around bragging about that...


Who's bragging? It's more of a shocking revelation. And anyway, Sean nabbed himself a tranny, too, by that line of reasoning.
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Postby IanC » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:46 am

If avatar gender = real life gender, then im a girl going by nearly every otehr forum i go on....
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Postby Nurvingiel » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:29 pm

I was mistaken for a dude in another thread. Going by my avatar, I'm actually an androgynous ace of clubs. :D
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:56 pm

I'm a hideously deformed Pikachu ice cream.

On a steeek.
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Postby Domarius » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:24 pm

Chrono, you've changed.

You used to be a cute little penguin thing. What happened??

And before that, a big scary clown face. I feel like I don't even know you anymore.

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Postby kvn8907 » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:52 pm

Domarius wrote:Chrono, you've changed.

He also changed his "Signature", so now it's less obnoxious.

giantsfan97 now has the monopoly on big, obnoxious signatures that take up more space than some discussions.

Also, my avitar is a bald guy. I wish he had a little fuzz, now that people are taking avitars more seriously :(.

P.S. A nose might be nice, too. Or at least a single nostril, a la Bill Keane.
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