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msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Oprah found sleeping the streets

Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:30 pm

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Postby apronymaniac » Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:30 pm

The library book thing is the kind of news that would get onto The Onion Radio News.

Only it would be called 'Area man finds lost library book'.
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Postby kvn8907 » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:42 pm

apronymaniac wrote:The library book thing is the kind of news that would get onto The Onion Radio News.

Only it would be called 'Area man finds lost library book'.


"Area woman"

Edit: Also, "WxH"?
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Postby mrgazpacho » Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:19 am

kvn8907 wrote:Edit: Also, "WxH"?


That's "Area Man" to you.
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Postby PonderThis » Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:59 am

I hate to be pedantic*, but shouldn't Area Man be one of these two guys?
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Postby Ravenxeo » Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:17 pm

I just recieved a junk e-mail today...

msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Spongebob Squarepants Not Shrek's Father!

........just.......what the hell..?‏

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Postby Portals » Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:27 pm

Well, I got one that said:

'msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Where Do Homosexuals Get All Their Energy?'

This confused me.

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Postby Domarius » Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:07 pm

Yeah with all those lathargic gays walking around, where did they ever get that idea?

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Postby Mimiheart » Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:09 pm

Ravenxeo wrote:I just recieved a junk e-mail today...

msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Spongebob Squarepants Not Shrek's Father!

........just.......what the hell..?‏
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Postby Nyperold » Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:32 am

Well, if you're going to be pedantic, WxH does work on a square, though S² would be better. :D

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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:21 am

I am pretty sure that Where Do Homosexuals Get All Their Energy? actually was the title of an Onion editorial.
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Postby Low-Tech » Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:57 am

Ah, yes, where would we be without The Onion?

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Postby sum yun gai » Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:33 am

and one of my all time favorites:

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Postby Nurvingiel » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:12 pm

I have so much love for the Onion. Currently watching How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly. :lol:
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Postby kvn8907 » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:45 pm

I've always like Horiscopes and Graphs, myself.

One classic article I liked was Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness.

I also like Onion Radio News. It's hit and miss, but sometimes it's funny. Actually, recently I'm starting to understand what Area Man Feels Guilty For Hating Annoying, Gay Coworker was going on about (new hire at Tim Hortons about 2 weeks ago).

Though, in all fairness, I downloaded "The Onion Movie", and it was terrible. Just a bunch of unconnected skits that weren't funny at all.
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SemiNomad wrote:And the rather prescient fork Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

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