If we accept Jesus as Savior, can we then sin all we want?

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If we accept Jesus as Savior, can we then sin all we want?

Postby giantsfan97 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:39 pm

If we accept Jesus as Savior, can we then sin all we want?

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Postby kvn8907 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:26 pm

Let he that is without sin cast the first stone...

Then let loose with a torrent of stones a la "The Lottery".
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Postby fanelian » Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:13 am

LOL I wasn't expecting Pedo-priest!
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Postby apronymaniac » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:01 am

Yay! We haven't had (or been had by) pedo-priest in too long!
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:25 am

fanelian wrote:LOL I wasn't expecting Pedo-priest!
He must be a member of the Spanish Inquisition.

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:44 pm

fanelian wrote:LOL I wasn't expecting Pedo-priest!

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Postby kvn8907 » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:32 pm

What are Pedo-priest's chief weapons?
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Postby apronymaniac » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:47 pm

Do you really want to know that?

I think the forum software might censor those words out.
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Postby kvn8907 » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:52 pm

apronymaniac wrote:Do you really want to know that?

I think the forum software might censor those words out.


Makes me want to know even more. :D

I wonder if he lures kids with tuna sandwiches. Do you think little kids like tuna sandwiches?
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Postby Skimba » Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:01 pm

Pedo-priest definitely does not have a tuna sandwich.
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:29 pm

But he may well have a comfy chair.

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Postby smrq » Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:48 pm

Yesssss pedopriest <3

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Re: If we accept Jesus as Savior, can we then sin all we wan

Postby Robwood » Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:48 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:If we accept Jesus as Savior, can we then sin all we want?


That's not necessary.


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