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Postby sum yun gai » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:10 am

shouldn't that be "dad dammit" or maybe "oh my me, that's so annoying"?
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Postby reo01 » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:20 am

For some reason, I read His line in Cartman's voice... EVEN FUNNIER.
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:28 am

Well, at least this one is centered on his mom and not Mary Magdelene. Which makes it all the more sacrilarious!


Edit: Because I've got an archive! You can't clear my comics off the internet that easily, StevenF! Bwa ha ha ha ha!
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Postby Robwood » Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:41 pm

OK, I'm going to pull a Kevin here: I don't get it. How is removing both of his crowns make Mary humorous?

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Postby reo01 » Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:26 pm

She nicked his halo, lol!
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Postby kvn8907 » Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:44 pm

Robwood wrote:OK, I'm going to pull a Kevin here: I don't get it. How is removing both of his crowns make Mary humorous?


You see, it's just kind of teasing. It's sort of like when you're on the bus and someone takes your hat and refuses to give it back. Similarly, here HE can't do anything about it (he's a little hung up right now) and doesn't enjoy it at all, but SHE finds it funny.

It's sort of like that comic about the drunk guy on the statue, where you might think that you don't get it, but the joke really isn't that funny to begin with, but you try to look into it anyway to see if there's some deeper meaning that's funnier.

Me giving YOU an explanation. How's that for a reversal? :P

Edit: Oh, also, he only has one crown. I assume that that's either Catholic Mary, so she gets a crown of her own.

Double edit: Don't yell at me for saying the "joke really isn't that funny to begin with", slydon. All I'm saying is it's no "sensitive Data". :P
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Postby Robwood » Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:13 am

kvn8907 wrote:Edit: Oh, also, he only has one crown.


No he has two: the thorny crown and the top of his head, which is also called a crown.

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Postby kvn8907 » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:40 am

Robwood wrote:
kvn8907 wrote:Edit: Oh, also, he only has one crown.


No he has two: the thorny crown and the top of his head, which is also called a crown.


Oh right. Missed the thorny one. Looked almost like he just had a bald patch. :wink:
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Postby slydon » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:58 pm

actually, she was supposed to be ring tossing the loops over his head.

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Postby kvn8907 » Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:45 pm

slydon wrote:actually, she was supposed to be ring tossing the loops over his head.


So, is that line around his head supposed to be a crown of thorns, a ring, a halo, or a bald patch?
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Postby slydon » Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:06 pm

kvn8907 wrote:
slydon wrote:actually, she was supposed to be ring tossing the loops over his head.


So, is that line around his head supposed to be a crown of thorns, a ring, a halo, or a bald patch?

*sighs* I don't even care anymore.

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Postby fanelian » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:07 pm

I LOLed, Jesus saved me from boredom.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:37 am

kvn8907 wrote:
slydon wrote:actually, she was supposed to be ring tossing the loops over his head.


So, is that line around his head supposed to be a crown of thorns, a ring, a halo, or a bald patch?


It's a bandana. Jesus was hardcore like that.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:38 am

Chrono Crow wrote:
kvn8907 wrote:
slydon wrote:actually, she was supposed to be ring tossing the loops over his head.


So, is that line around his head supposed to be a crown of thorns, a ring, a halo, or a bald patch?


It's a bandana. Jesus was hardcore like that.

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Postby kvn8907 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:39 pm

That's no bandana! That's a coonskin cap!

Sure, raccoons are North American creatures, but Jesus was cool like that.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:55 pm

Jesus was a rockstar.
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Postby sum yun gai » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:03 pm

jesus was way cool. anything he wanted to do, he did.
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Postby kvn8907 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:17 pm

sum yun gai wrote:jesus was way cool. anything he wanted to do, he did.


Except take over the world, for some reason.

Survived 40 days in the desert, and what'd he have to show for it? When the Devil offered him the world (chico, and everything in it), he should have punched the Devil in the face, killed him, and taken the world for himself.
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Postby Skeeter » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:04 pm

he should have punched the Devil in the face, killed him, and taken the world for himself.

We're talking about Jesus not Karl Rove.

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Postby kvn8907 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:21 pm

Skeeter wrote:
he should have punched the Devil in the face, killed him, and taken the world for himself.

We're talking about Jesus not Karl Rove.
:lol:
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