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Postby Archaenus » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:24 am

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Also if you're American and don't get it, what you refer to as Jelly, Australians call Jam :)
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:37 am

I smell Nickelodeon potential.
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Postby Nyperold » Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:07 am

No worries, we have jam, as well, and it's not very different from jelly, at least in terms of what we use it for.

And by that I mean sandwiches.

With bread. And often peanut butter.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:06 am

Yeah, I'm pretty sure "jam" is universal. . .
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Postby Skimba » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:53 am

Lovely.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:18 am

Jelly is just gelatanized fruit juice, much like Jell-o, only thicker. Preserves are roughly just mushed fruit. Jam is halfway in between those.
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:21 pm

They're adorable, especially Jam.

Also, before I realized the drug dealer was supposed to be leaning on a stool, I thought for a moment he might be hiding bagpipes behind his back or something.
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:29 pm

This totally is totally great. Totally. It totally is. :D

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Postby kvn8907 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:31 pm

Zombie Protestor wrote:Jelly is just gelatanized fruit juice, much like Jell-o, only thicker. Preserves are roughly just mushed fruit. Jam is halfway in between those.


And it wasn't until about 3 years ago that I learned the difference.

Now if I could only remember what the difference is between a sweater and a sweatshirt (I asked my Mom about 2 years ago, but she just yelled at me for not knowing).
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Postby MysticalDescent » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:52 pm

What do you call jelly then?

I can't bear the stuff, but the Victorians couldn't get enough of it.[/url]
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Postby Skimba » Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:36 pm

Gelatin or Jello.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:57 pm

Konfitüre!

well, not really.
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Postby Sweet Tasting Jonas » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:13 pm

The jams are revolting!
Tell me about it. They're too sweet.
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:22 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:What do you call jelly then?[/url]

I think we call it Jello (even when it is not officially Jello (tm)).
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Postby kvn8907 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:34 pm

Sweet Tasting Jonas wrote:The jams are revolting!
Tell me about it. They're too sweet.


o.o

e.e

-.-

Thinking...

Something to do with Weebl and Bob...

No, can't remember where that's from.
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Postby Null » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:48 pm

Sweet Tasting Jonas wrote:The jams are revolting!
Tell me about it. They're too sweet.

Sounds like it's adapted from MB's HOTW:PO.

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Postby slydon » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:50 pm

Sometimes, jello is written with a ÿ

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Postby Robwood » Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:11 pm

quetzalcoatlus wrote:I think we call it Jello (even when it is not officially Jello (tm)).


You mean Jell-O (R)

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Postby jvcc » Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:35 pm

kvn8907 wrote:
Sweet Tasting Jonas wrote:The jams are revolting!
Tell me about it. They're too sweet.


No, can't remember where that's from.


It was used in Chicken Run, at least.

"The chickens are revolting!"
"Tell me about it."

Man, I really love that movie.
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Postby loofah » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:49 pm

Null wrote:
Sweet Tasting Jonas wrote:The jams are revolting!
Tell me about it. They're too sweet.

Sounds like it's adapted from MB's HOTW:PO.
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Postby Sweet Tasting Jonas » Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:11 am

It is from Weebl & Bob, actually. Riot
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Postby reo01 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:55 am

Sweater- knitted.
Sweatshirt- Sewn, but from knitted fabric.
Capice?
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Postby apronymaniac » Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:58 am

Wikipedia's Sweatshirt redirects to Sweater.

I think I'd just call them both jerseys.
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