SwinGuru: spam lawyer attack :) 0001

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SwinGuru: spam lawyer attack :) 0001

Postby _tech_guru_papa_ » Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:58 am

Israel swing, swing style, free swing, swing, swingers, swing party
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Postby sum yun gai » Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:06 am

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ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.


traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

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Postby Nyperold » Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:27 am

Now there needs to be a comic to go with that subject line.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:37 am

Thank you for that. . . wonderful introductory speech, Carl. Please take a seat in the back of the class.
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Re: Windows Vista won't boot on Dell Dimension

Postby reo01 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:45 am

_tech_guru_papa_ wrote:Hi Folks!
What should I do?

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And here is the answer:

Move this very useful, but somewhat off topic post to somewhere that it will be happier? The Internets board, perhaps?
But yeah, good to have a techie around for those sticky lil problems!
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Postby Jax184 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:56 am

I'm guessing it's a spambot that attempts to look like a human by posting something it found on another forum. If that's the case, it seems to have worked on you.

Either that or it's the world's most clueless smart person.

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Postby kvn8907 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:27 am

LOL.

This "comic" is rated 1/5. :-)
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


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Postby Nik » Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:50 pm

Hmm, to delete or not to delete.
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Postby slydon » Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:07 pm

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Postby sum yun gai » Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:20 pm

ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.


traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

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Postby kzager » Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:14 pm

Don't delete! It's such a great line for a comic!

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Good point, delete it.
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Postby IanC » Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:16 pm

I was just going to say someone needs to do a line based on this!
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Postby Jax184 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:53 pm

Even if you don't delete the post, I hope you'll trash the user.

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Postby Skeeter » Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:11 pm

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Postby reo01 » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:21 am

He/she/it changed the original post! Now our humorous thread makes no sense! *Shakes fist*
Curse you, Spammy McSpambot!!!
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Postby Jax184 » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:16 am

What did I tell you?

Now can we get this thing banned? It's probably already harvested our e-mail addresses...

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Postby reo01 » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:32 am

Agreed!
jvcc wrote:A giraffe stole my balloon when I was little.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:57 am

HE'S POSTING LEWD IMAGERY OH GOODNESS MY VIRGIN EYES!
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Postby PonderThis » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:10 am

BAN IT
Then edit the OP to kill the link to whatever it's trying to sell and put the Subject Line back to what it was so the cartoons make sense!

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Postby kvn8907 » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:38 am

Skeeter wrote:*dumb detectives*


Now how is this related to Swing? ;-)
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Postby Skimba » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:54 am

Swintackular.



















....I'll stab you.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:08 pm

You can't ban him or else you are an anti-semite.
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby Skeeter » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:44 pm

Just for posterity sake, when someone is viewing this thread sometime in the future and gets totally confused by my incongruent cartoon, let it be known that the spam line that it was referring to was:

"Windows Vista won't boot on Dell Dimension"

The subject line has since been changed by the spam bot OP.

Sorry for the confusion.

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Postby PonderThis » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:07 pm

Hello, I pledge that if I am elected new admin I will edit the OP back to its original subject line.

How's that for pandering to special interests? 8)
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Postby Skeeter » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:11 pm

You had me at hello.
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Wait, you never said ... Oh, I guess you did. Nevermind me, I'll just be squatting in the corner rocking on my heals mumbling quietly to myself about posts changing without warning. I am clearly going mad.
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