I need a F#ckfriend

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I need a F#ckfriend

Postby Dween » Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:05 pm

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Shameless plug:

I'm a contestant on Wheel of Fortune!!

This Thursday, October 2nd 2008, the episode of WOF I taped will air across the nation. Check your local listings for times! Usually it comes on at 7:00 or 7:30pm EST/PST.

For those not in the USA, or those who miss it, I'll do my best to convert it to video and host it on my website, so you can watch.

I can't give it away how I did; You're just going to have to watch!

Also, TAPE IT. DVR IT. If for some unforeseen reason it does not air in my locality, I have to rely on out-of-town folk (like you!) to record it so I can see it. It's highly unlikely that it will be pre-empted, but the producers suggested it.

I'll edit this post sometime after October 2nd to reflect the results.

Enjoy the show!
-Dween!

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Postby Skimba » Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:39 pm

lol at comic and YAY for WofF!!!!
*do doot dooo, do doot dooo*
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:49 pm

DVR'd! Woooooooo!

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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:01 pm

YOU BETTER HAVE PLUGGED SPAMUSEMENT!
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Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:10 pm

> Wear Cabinet Sanchez shirt.
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Postby Jax184 » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:32 pm

From world series poker to wheel of fortune...

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Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:23 pm

Consider it record'd!
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby kzager » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:22 pm

Uh... I'm shipping you a BAWA hat...

And by that I mean I'm taking a sharpie and writing my URL on a had and putting a 20 inside of it and sending it to you.
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Postby Judas Maccabeus » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:03 pm

Wooo! Spamuser on national TV! 8)
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Postby kvn8907 » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:10 am

How will I know which one is you? Are you the green lizard person on TV?
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Re: I need a F#ckfriend

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:52 pm

Dween wrote:For those not in the USA, or those who miss it, I'll do my best to convert it to video and host it on my website, so you can watch.

I'm holding you to this! ARE YOU RICH NOW?
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Postby Robwood » Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:28 pm

THIS is what happens when they run out of ideas!

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Postby kzager » Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:08 am

Robwood wrote:THIS is what happens when they run out of ideas!

[img]N*ggers[/img]


You start posting pictures from popular cartoons?
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Postby Robwood » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:41 am

I'm just saying...

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Postby kvn8907 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:27 pm

Though seriously, do you have a picture of yourself, like in the Show Yourself thread, or something like that?

Because your icon is cute as a button, but I want to know which one is you when I watch tomorrow.
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:29 pm

kvn8907 wrote:your icon is cute as a button


:|
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Postby apronymaniac » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:49 pm

Aww, isn't that cute, he expects Dween to reply. :D
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Postby kvn8907 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:15 pm

apronymaniac wrote:Aww, isn't that cute, he expects Dween to reply. :D


Huh, you're right. It looks like he just posted this picture, then left. Now I can see why he has such a low post count (heck, it's lower than mine, and he's been here since 2005).

Just one question to whoever knows then...he's a guy, right? Because I've had trouble with this before on Spamusement. Dween isn't actually the name of a lady, is it?

The internet: where boys can be girls and girls can be boys who like boys to be girls who like girls to be boys.

And then, at least, if there are two women and one man (or two men and one woman), all at least have that little tidbit to identify him.
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Postby kvn8907 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:04 am



Ah. That'll help.

Funny how some people on the internet are really open, and even give their cellphone number to whoever cares, while others won't even give their home state. I used to be like that, never giving away my picure or my Powerword. But now I have Facebook.

Though, on sites other than Facebook I think I'm still rather cautious. Does anyone here know what I look like or know my Powerword: Real Name?
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Postby KatyM » Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:29 pm

So, my guesses is 22% of the forum asks for money :P

(kidding. you kicked butt, but pat didn't seem very fond of you :P)
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Postby kvn8907 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:18 pm

$50,000 plus change? You lucky lizard, you! Plus a trip to Central America. Now I can give you pessimistic decriptions of the countries you're about to visit from "Our Dumb World" ;-).

Good job with vowel-buying. My brother hates it when contestants do that, but in your case, you had like $2000, and spent about $500 on vowels, but it was enough to solve it.

I think I'd be terrible on that game
Pat: "Watch the show much?"
Me: "Actually I think it's extremely dull and stupid, and I'd only watch if someone were to pay me at least 50 cents."
Pat: "Then why are you here?"
Me: "Because I couldn't get on Jeopardy" :(

Also, I was late getting to the show by about a minute, so I missed your pre-game speil.

And during the game, I had a strange urge to get a Snickers, which considering the readily-avalible vending machines, I promply bought during the commercial breaks. :P

(Oh, those commercial breaks. Reminds me why I don't watch much TV. Mostly just local Democrats whining because a politician let their poopcakes jobs go to China, and local Republicans whining that a politician wants to raise taxes.)
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Postby Bogey » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:00 pm

kvn8907 wrote:Also, I was late getting to the show by about a minute, so I missed your pre-game speil.


INTERSTATE HIGHWAY!

And some stuff about parties with board games. Good job representing Kentuckiana!

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Postby sum yun gai » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:13 pm

so who's posting the video to youtube so those of us who missed it can see?
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Postby SemiNomad » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:49 pm

Aaaaaah! Spoilers!

(Wheel of Fortune doesn't air until 6 pm here, and I'm several hours behind most of you guys)


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