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Postby PonderThis » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:54 am

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A Skimbect Subject.

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Postby Kerberos » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:13 am

I imagine most of his jokes are medicine-related, eh?
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Postby katzenkoenig » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:16 am

Kerberos wrote:I imagine most of his jokes are medicine-related, eh?


hehe
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Postby loofah » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:16 am

A comedian and a healer? what a catch!
EDIT: dang, do you people get up early just to preempt my jokes?
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Postby katzenkoenig » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:25 am

early in the morning, at quarter past 5pm ?
pff! ;)
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Postby kvn8907 » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:43 am

Papa loves Mamba...de de de deet de...Mama loves Mamba...de dee dee deet de.
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Postby Portals » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:55 am

katzenkoenig wrote:early in the morning, at quarter past 5pm ?
pff! ;)

7:15 AM, you liar! :D

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Postby Kerberos » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:04 pm

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katzenkoenig wrote:early in the morning, at quarter past 5pm ?
pff! ;)

7:15 AM, you liar! :D

I'm pretty sure I got up at 7:45 AM, so I think there's some difference in our time zones that I'm too busy with important stuff like posting on forums to analyze.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:41 pm

err, not 7:15pm, i meant 17:15....
and i obviously have no way of telling when you got up, but that's when you posted that first reply (CEST, which is the only timezone that matters)
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Postby apronymaniac » Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:34 pm

katzenkoenig wrote:(CEST, which is the only timezone that matters)
Of course you would say that, you live in Porn, which is IN CEST.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:46 pm

apronymaniac wrote:
katzenkoenig wrote:(CEST, which is the only timezone that matters)
Of course you would say that, you live in Porn, which is IN CEST.


i wonder what kind of youth you must've had to make that equation.
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Postby PonderThis » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:26 pm

katzenkoenig wrote:
apronymaniac wrote:
katzenkoenig wrote:(CEST, which is the only timezone that matters)
Of course you would say that, you live in Porn, which is IN CEST.
i wonder what kind of youth you must've had to make that equation.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:28 pm

are you related to her? ;)
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:44 pm

I could have been the first to make the medicine joke. I was actually going to post the image. But I couldn't find the right one.

Also, Aprony's thought patterns are disturbing.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:55 pm

Aesclepius?
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Postby katzenkoenig » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:23 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:Aesclepius?


aesculap(ius) or asklepios, i guess.
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Postby Robwood » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:57 pm

Ha ha ha! She looks so happy!

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Postby Portals » Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:09 pm

Kerberos wrote:I'm pretty sure I got up at 7:45 AM, so I think there's some difference in our time zones that I'm too busy with important stuff like posting on forums to analyze.

Well, I was joking on the fact that there's a different time zone. I live in Pacific Standard Time, so it's different than if someone were, say, living in Europe or NY.

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Postby apronymaniac » Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:54 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Also, Aprony's thought patterns are disturbing.
It runs in the family.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:19 am

apronymaniac wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:Also, Aprony's thought patterns are disturbing.
It runs in the family.


It's ok, you're old enough to be our mother, anyway...or sister
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Postby Skimba » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:46 am

I love this comic.
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Postby kvn8907 » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:24 pm

Robwood wrote:Ha ha ha! She looks so happy!


Who?
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:25 pm

kvn8907 wrote:
Robwood wrote:Ha ha ha! She looks so happy!


Who?


Your mom.
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Postby Robwood » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:26 pm

kvn8907 wrote:
Robwood wrote:Ha ha ha! She looks so happy!


Who?


The snake, of course.

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Postby kvn8907 » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:19 pm

Robwood wrote:
kvn8907 wrote:
Robwood wrote:Ha ha ha! She looks so happy!


Who?


The snake, of course.


Then why would it be a she? The snake is saying that they aren't his eggs, as in, I thought, he's not the father.

I suppose if could be a girl if she meant it in some sort of snarky way, like a girl saying "he's not MY baby". But it seems more confusing if the snake's a girl than if the snake's a boy.
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