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Postby PonderThis » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:25 am

I think James is an inefficient older model built before they had USB ports.

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Postby jvcc » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:59 pm

PonderThis wrote:I think James is an inefficient older model built before they had USB ports.


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Postby James » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:43 pm

kvn8907 wrote:Can't you just plug into the USB port and type instantaniously, even better then us using these puny, inefficient phalangopods?

I JUST WANT TO FIT IN. I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WHY AM I SO AWKWARD AND FIVE OR SIX TIMES BIGGER THAN THE AVERAGE PUNY HUMAN? ONLY PAPA ROACH KNOW HOW I REALLY FEEL.

HAHAHAHA PAPA ROACH.
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Postby catastrophile » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:48 pm

Those actually read like Papa Roach lyrics.

But only when printed in all caps.
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Postby kvn8907 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:15 am

James wrote:
kvn8907 wrote:Can't you just plug into the USB port and type instantaniously, even better then us using these puny, inefficient phalangopods?

I JUST WANT TO FIT IN. I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WHY AM I SO AWKWARD AND FIVE OR SIX TIMES BIGGER THAN THE AVERAGE PUNY HUMAN? ONLY PAPA ROACH KNOW HOW I REALLY FEEL.

HAHAHAHA PAPA ROACH.



I TEAR MY POWER SOURCE OPEN,
I MOLECULARLY BOND THE PIECES BACK TOGETHER SO THERE'S NO EVIDENCE IT WAS EVER TORN
MY WEAKNESS IS
THAT I'M VERY VULNERABLE TO EMP SHOCKS
AND MY SCARS REMIND ME
THAT I SHOULD REALLY BUFF MY OUTER SHELL
I TEAR MY POWER SOURCE OPEN
TO CHECK IF MY DAMAGE SENSORS ARE WORKING PROPERLY

Pff. Rock. Robot rock. Kids these days and their silly music. :roll:
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Postby GG Crono » Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:14 am

A+++ would buy again.

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Postby kvn8907 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:44 pm

GG Crono wrote:A+++ would buy again.

Are you sure it's not just A++, and the third plus is a piece of ravioli?
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Postby slydon » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:36 am

kvn8907 wrote:Are you sure it's not just A++, and the third plus is a piece of ravioli?

I don't understand your post. Ravioli isn't 'plus' shaped.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:39 am

Augh. Those ravioli in the link look horrific.
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Postby catastrophile » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:39 pm

Chrow, your assignment this week is to go out and eat some ravioli that wasn't made in a factory.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:42 pm

James wrote:
jvcc wrote:Maybe James is a giant robot then.

IT IS SO HARD TO TYPE WITH THESE MASSIVE METAL CLAWS.


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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:57 pm

catastrophile wrote:Chrow, your assignment this week is to go out and eat some ravioli that wasn't made in a factory.


Okay, so my image of ravioli is skewed, but those things look repulsive. I wouldn't mind eating real ravioli, but that just looks like whatzit.
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Postby Skimba » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:10 pm

That picture was not the best interpretation of the item.
See below for better:
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Now I want ravioli, thanks Chrow. :x :P
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:11 pm

Yeah, that ravioli looks good. I'm not entirely rural.
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Postby kvn8907 » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:06 pm

Ooops sorry. I didn't mean ravioli. I meant dramboie (or maybe Drambuie).

Hey, at least it rhymed. :oops:

(And I didn't even know what Drambuie was, and I think when I first saw the episode, I thought she said Stromboli.)
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Postby Skimba » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:19 pm

What the eff are you talking about?
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Postby James » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:39 pm

#3 looks very nice.

ROBOTS DO NOT BOX.
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Postby SemiNomad » Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:07 am

James wrote:ROBOTS DO NOT BOX.


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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:59 am

Semi FTW.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:49 pm

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This looks like I edited the picture above. This isn't my work.
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Postby catastrophile » Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:12 pm

That's an awesome photoshop job, Mysty.
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Postby James » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:24 pm

NOT IN MY NAME
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Postby kzager » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:27 pm

Damnit.
Now I want pierogies.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:17 pm

I HAD SOME YESTERDAY! MWAHAhahahahaaaaa but they weren't homemade :(

EDIT: MOAR BOXING ROBOTS. Kinda.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:13 am

Bink hentai?
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