I positive sausage.

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I positive sausage.

Postby slydon » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:49 am

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Postby reo01 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:13 am

I love this!
I just watched Hercules in New York, so I imagined the caveman speaking in Arnold's overdubbed voice.
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Postby PonderThis » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:45 am

Now mabbe talking sausage can tell Ugg answer to bigg question: How is babby formed?

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Postby peavypeavy » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:18 pm

PonderThis wrote:Now mabbe talking sausage can tell Ugg answer to bigg question: How is babby formed?


Answer: when man like woman...
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Postby jvcc » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:44 pm

Peavy, I love your sig.

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Postby kzager » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:37 pm

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It's power is that it taste really delicious.

And it has a cape.
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Postby kvn8907 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:02 pm

draculahunter wrote:And it has a cape.


Is it edible?

(Looks like it might be made of lettuce.)
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Postby Nyperold » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:10 am

draculahunter wrote:It's power is that it taste really delicious.

And it has a cape.


In other words, super bait? Luring monsters (and super-hungry people) away from the city so they won't wreak any more havoc?

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Postby Portals » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:55 am

It's so delicious that when enemies try to eat it, their tastebuds explode fatally.

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Postby Nyperold » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:50 am

Sort of like the Candyman's sweets from "The Happiness Patrol", then.

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Postby Judas Maccabeus » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:32 pm

Wait, I thought that if positive and negative sausage came together, they'd annihilate each other into energy.


...No, that's sausage and anti-sausage... :?
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Postby kvn8907 » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:30 pm

Judas Maccabeus wrote:Wait, I thought that if positive and negative sausage came together, they'd annihilate each other into energy.


...No, that's sausage and anti-sausage... :?


I think when positive and negative go together, they'll just neutralize each other (and either give off or absorb heat in the process, depending).
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:17 pm

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:It's so delicious that when enemies try to eat it, their tastebuds explode fatally.


That sounds like the most horrifying death ever.
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Postby GregorR » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:40 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:
PortalsAreAwesome wrote:It's so delicious that when enemies try to eat it, their tastebuds explode fatally.


That sounds like the most horrifying death ever.


HORRIFYINGLY PACKED WITH FLAVOR!

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Postby slydon » Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:08 pm

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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:12 pm

Sly wins.
quetzalcoatlus wrote:You should always make sure that all your important pussy cheese and uncle-rapist is backed up, in case your computer crashes.

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Postby reo01 » Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:31 am

Yep.
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