Be her mighty night predator

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Be her mighty night predator

Postby Ergonomix » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:57 pm

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Postby Dusk » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:54 am

Oh man. I bet they were the good 1000 thread count sheets, too.

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Postby Skimba » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:46 pm

Just soak them in laundry detergent and cold water.


...wait


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Postby Dusk » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:01 am

Skimba wrote:Just soak them in laundry detergent and cold water.


...wait


I like comic!!!!


lol... ... ... seriously, though. If you know of a good trick...
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Postby SemiNomad » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:05 am

Dusk Bringer wrote: seriously, though. If you know of a good trick...


If you're talking about blood, I've heard that if you can hit the stain with meat tenderizer while it's still fresh, it should come out.

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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby Dusk » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:06 am

Wait a minute, *a* meat tenderizer or some sort of granulated product?
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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby SemiNomad » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:14 am

The granulated stuff. 'Hit' was sort of a poor choice of words there.

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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby Dusk » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:23 am

website wrote:Meat tenderizer


Typically refers to a powdered naturally derived enzyme powder. The enzyme most commonly used is papain which comes from papayas. Meat is sprinkled with the powder and the enzymes help to break down the meat fibers. The same result can be obtained by marinating meat in papaya or pineapple juice. Alternately, meat can be tenderized by using a meat mallet. Purchase powdered meat tenderizer in most grocery stores.

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Pineapple juice, papaya juice, wooden or metal meat mallet


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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby Skimba » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:07 am

Dusky:
Yup yup...cold water and laundry detergent.
Pour the detergent into a tub, sink or bucket-thing.
Add COLD water just so that it bubbles slightly, but doesn't over-foam.
Place article area(s) on surface of water/soap so that it sits and soaks it up itself.
You should be able to start seeing it break up....when soaked a bit (15 min plus) take a finger/old toothbrush/towel and lightly rub the area...most should start coming out by then. Let soak and scrub again.
Some are harder to get out than others and will require more soaking and scrubing time.
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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby Portals » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:15 am

I think salt water works as well.

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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby Dusk » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:56 am

Hmm thanks. I ask because a friend of mine...
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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby kvn8907 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:00 pm

Probably a good thing the ratings were taken off for this, because I'd rate low. It's just not very funny.

Also, WHY IS EVERYONE WHISPERING?!
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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby Portals » Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:54 pm

kvn8907 wrote:Probably a good thing the ratings were taken off for this, because I'd rate low. It's just not very funny.

Also, WHY IS EVERYONE WHISPERING?!

because we were talking about BLOODY LINENS.

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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:09 pm

<Generic menstruation joke here>
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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby loofah » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:17 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:<Generic menstruation joke here>

Menstruation? I thought they were talking about how to get rid of the evidence... er....
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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby Dusk » Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:12 am

loofah wrote:
MysticalDescent wrote:<Generic menstruation joke here>

Menstruation? I thought they were talking about how to get rid of the evidence... er....

No, that's not what I menses at all.
Meant.
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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby Peckles » Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:56 pm

Look, I know we're going through a rough period here, but I'll talk to my friend at the linens shop, see if she can pull some strings.
Cheers <3,

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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby kvn8907 » Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:33 pm

Peckles wrote:Look, I know we're going through a rough period here, but I'll talk to my friend at the linens shop, see if she can pull some strings.



You, sir, have saved this thread. :lol:

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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby badplantmommy » Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:42 pm

Peckles wrote:Look, I know we're going through a rough period here, but I'll talk to my friend at the linens shop, see if she can pull some strings.

:lol:
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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby reo01 » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:35 am

:D :D :D :D
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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby Skimba » Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:07 pm

I was just talking about how to get blood out of linens in general.
How/why I know this information is none of your business.
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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby PonderThis » Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:15 pm

Skimba wrote:I was just talking about how to get blood out of linens in general.
How/why I know this information is none of your business.
No need to be defensive. It's not like anyone asked you where the bodies were or anything. ;)

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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby Toothygrin » Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:41 pm

Folks. It's not blood. It's Predator's targeting system. FWIW, I chuckled loudly.

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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby Portals » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:05 pm

Toothygrin wrote:Folks. It's not blood. It's Predator's targeting system.

I actually knew that. But blood is more funny.

Hmmm... If I look at the word 'funny' too much, it loses its meaning.

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Re: Be her mighty night predator

Postby kvn8907 » Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:08 am

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:Hmmm... If I look at the word 'funny' too much, it loses its meaning.


It's true. To test out the various fonts that came with Photoshop, I scrolled through them with "Kevin". And for a while, my name lost all meaning. :-(

But now, with Arial, the meaning is back. :-D
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