citibank non interest cards

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Re: citibank non interest cards

Postby Blasphemy » Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:20 pm

Due to some demand, here they are again:

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Alternate version of the first one:
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(It's a Simpsons reference.)

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Re: citibank non interest cards

Postby kvn8907 » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:29 pm

meh. I liked the first version better. The second version was kinda gay. :-/
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Re: citibank non interest cards

Postby Null » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:19 pm

Those are great, Blas. Thanks for bringin' em back!

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Re: citibank non interest cards

Postby Null » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:49 pm

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Re: citibank non interest cards

Postby chrismachine » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:22 am

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Re: citibank non interest cards

Postby badplantmommy » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:10 am

This thread makes me LOL! :lol:
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Re: citibank non interest cards

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Re: citibank non interest cards

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:05 am

I CAN MAKE MD's CARD SPIN BOTH WAYS!
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Re: citibank non interest cards

Postby Skimba » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:20 am

Null wrote:Image

Can I put in an order for 20?

Also, all of these are great.

On a side note, I once found a group of cards that were about caring very little and I got my ex-boyfriend one for his birthday one year that said something about "Good luck finding a date" or some such nonsense. I wish I could remember and find those again.
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Re: citibank non interest cards

Postby PonderThis » Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:30 am

Blasphemy wrote:Due to some demand, here they are again ...
I particularly like "CONGRATULATIONS!! ... on whatever". :)

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Re: citibank non interest cards

Postby reo01 » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:59 am

These are all brilliant. Great thread!

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kvn8907 wrote:Oh. It's been quite a while since anyone's brought that up.

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Re: citibank non interest cards

Postby kvn8907 » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:12 am

reo01 wrote:"But sir, eet's only waffer thin!"

Bugger off! I'm stuffed. Couldn't eat another bite.
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


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Re: citibank non interest cards

Postby Dusk » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:42 am

lolz excellent.
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Re: citibank non interest cards

Postby GregorR » Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:01 pm

At least they're honest!
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