The person wore revealing clothes.

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The person wore revealing clothes.

Postby Null » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:11 am

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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:33 am

The thing is, he could have avoided all this trouble if he'd just remembered to wear a button up shirt with "spoilers" in big letters over it.

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Re: The person wore revealing clothes.

Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:45 am

Hahaha I wish Darth Vader were Spock's dad! What a spin-off that would be
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Re: The person wore revealing clothes.

Postby TurboC » Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:22 am

Thank god that J.J.Abrams didn't see this spamusement before making the "new" "Star Trek" "movie." Might have ended up even worse...

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Re: The person wore revealing clothes.

Postby Low-Tech » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:42 am

THE SHIP SINKS!


I mean, really, some people went to that movie EXPECTING something else?
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Re: The person wore revealing clothes.

Postby Skimba » Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:41 am

:D :D
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Re: The person wore revealing clothes.

Postby Nyperold » Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:37 pm

Ridley is a girl.

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Postby Low-Tech » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:54 am

Bruce Willis thought he could act the entire time.....
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Re: The person wore revealing clothes.

Postby reo01 » Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:20 am

An angel rescues her from getting Dragged To Hell.

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That made me laugh a lot.
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Re: The person wore revealing clothes.

Postby Low-Tech » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:10 am

I try.... :lol:
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Re: The person wore revealing clothes.

Postby kvn8907 » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:18 pm

It turns out there was a stash of toxic waste under the city mall the whole time! Also, there WAS gold in those mined-through tunnels. ALSO, tazers can be used to briefly power an entire facility's electric lights.

(2 billion internets for anyone that correctly guesses which movie this collection of spoilers is from.)
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