Your pork pistol won't fail

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Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby slydon » Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:06 am

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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby reo01 » Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:11 am

The pig looks excited! "I'll finally be able to flyyyy!"
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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby chrismachine » Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:13 am

that's a cool drawing
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:35 am

Awesome.
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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby PonderThis » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:30 pm

I remember that episode!

F***ing awsome!

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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby loofah » Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:05 pm

Haha. Awesome.
Comics like this make me wish we could still rate. Then I come to my senses.
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Postby Skimba » Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:48 pm

YAY!
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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby jvcc » Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:06 pm

Woo! I loved that show.
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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:50 pm

Yaaaaaay!!!!! <3
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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby Nyperold » Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:50 am

Well, this pig's gotta fly.

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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby slydon » Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:59 am

jvcc wrote:Woo! I loved that show.
Saltine got me hooked some years ago when he forced me to watch Bolognius Maximus.

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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:20 am

slydon wrote:
jvcc wrote:Woo! I loved that show.
Saltine got me hooked some years ago when he forced me to watch Bolognius Maximus.

That's one of my favourites, along with Abducted, and maybe the Pustulio episode. And the Christmas special. Etc.
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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby jvcc » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:10 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:
slydon wrote:
jvcc wrote:Woo! I loved that show.
Saltine got me hooked some years ago when he forced me to watch Bolognius Maximus.

That's one of my favourites, along with Abducted, and maybe the Pustulio episode. And the Christmas special. Etc.

Pustulio was comic gold. COMIC GOLD.
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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby kvn8907 » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:24 pm

loofah wrote:Haha. Awesome.
Comics like this make me wish we could still rate. Then I come to my senses.

Aw. I missed honestly rating the bad comics low, getting everyone pissed off, then having long, boring, drawn-out arguments about whether frank honesty or "can't say something nice...etc" is the better way to go with the forum. :cry:
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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby catastrophile » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:26 pm

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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby chrismachine » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:29 am

I think I see why you haven't been lately...
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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby loofah » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:02 am

chrismachine wrote:I think I see why you haven't been lately...
Oh, he's been, he just hasn't been here. ;)
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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby slydon » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:33 am

kvn8907 wrote:Aw. I missed honestly rating the bad comics low, getting everyone pissed off, then having long, boring, drawn-out arguments about whether frank honesty of "can't say something nice...etc" is the better way to go with the forum. :cry:
Hey, I can do another derpy cat comic. ;) Last one took me about 20 seconds and got about 30 years of debate.

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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby kvn8907 » Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:17 am

slydon wrote:
kvn8907 wrote:Aw. I missed honestly rating the bad comics low, getting everyone pissed off, then having long, boring, drawn-out arguments about whether frank honesty of "can't say something nice...etc" is the better way to go with the forum. :cry:
Hey, I can do another derpy cat comic. ;) Last one took me about 20 seconds and got about 30 years of debate.


Onward, brave Spamuser! Don your fire retardent and let the flames begin! :-D
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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby Null » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:37 am

Well drawn, sir. Well drawn.

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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby slydon » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:51 pm

kvn8907 wrote:Onward, brave Spamuser! Don your fire retardent and let the flames begin! :-D
But I have a kitten now so it's not the same... he already had a name and he's not as dumb as my old cat, but if he was, I would have surely named him Derpy in respect.
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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby kvn8907 » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:57 pm

He looks very smart and independent. Cats, of course, are all smarter and more independent than dogs. Plus, they poop in litter boxes rather than wherever they please, making them more sanitary animals. Therefore, cats make better pets than dogs do, because dogs doo where cats don't doo.

Dog owners OWN'D! :D
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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby chrismachine » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:59 pm

You suck.
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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby kvn8907 » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:07 pm

chrismachine wrote:You suck.

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according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


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Re: Your pork pistol won't fail

Postby slydon » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:09 pm

kvn8907 wrote:He looks very smart and independent.

He is certainly smarter than my old cat, but not as smart as my dog.
Being that the dog did her business either during a walk or in a small corner of the backyard we'd left for her, she was much more sanitary than either cat. They track litter and occasionally poop out of their litter boxes.. even the closed top kind, which must have taken some effort.
Cats bite and scratch more than dogs. Dogs usually have the sense to not bite the hand that feeds them.

Cats are cute, but they're pretty much commensal, worthless for anything other than random entertainment, unless you have rodents or something.


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