Cunninglingus strategy

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Cunninglingus strategy

Postby Dusk » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:45 am

Cunninglingus strategy
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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby mrgazpacho » Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:43 am

Very cunning.
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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby Skimba » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:02 am

lollollollo....
I choked on some peanut butter honey crackers.
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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:09 am

Skimba wrote:I choked on some peanut butter honey crackers.


Those don't sound very fun to choke on, especially with how peanut butter sticks. NICE JOB, DB, YOU ALMOST KILLED SKIMBA.




...Also, I really must try that strategy sometime. I'll come back later and tell everyone how well it works.
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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby giantsfan97 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:34 am

AUDIBLE LOL
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby Null » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:02 pm

That's a million-dollar invention (at least).

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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby chrismachine » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:59 pm

hahaha, fantastic.
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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby IanC » Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:47 pm

Amazing, i'd buy one!
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DB is da man! Yes! :D

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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby GregorR » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:35 pm

As per often, the most hilarious part is the looks on their faces. And his thumbs up!
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:58 pm

Hahahaha awesome
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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:45 pm

Absolutely perfect, especially the rack.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:09 pm

Costume party fun.
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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby sum yun gai » Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:21 am

Eviljekyll wrote:Costume party fun.


i have now found my halloween costume for this year :mrgreen:
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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby PonderThis » Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:32 am

sum yun gai wrote:
Eviljekyll wrote:Costume party fun.


i have now found my halloween costume for this year :mrgreen:

Oh hell yes.

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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby catastrophile » Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:09 pm

I love the smug look on his face. "I threw all the other chairs away . . . YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!"

Now draw him looking crestfallen when she sits on the table.
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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby kvn8907 » Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:26 am

Took me a second...

Then I :) 'd.
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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby reo01 » Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:35 am

Ah, just like the old saying goes- "As long as I've got a face, love, you've got a seat!"
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Re: Cunninglingus strategy

Postby GG Crono » Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:56 pm

El oh el. :lol:

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