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Vivisector beast within

Postby Clueless » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:25 pm

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You can blame Quetzalcoatlus for this spamline.
I could've happily lived out my life without ever knowing what vivisection meant, but now i know *shudder*.
Last edited by Clueless on Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:24 am, edited 1 time in total.
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quetzalcoatlus wrote:I love how pleased the star is with it's copious armpit hair. That is a sentence I never thought I would find myself typing.


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Re: Vivisector beast inside

Postby Null » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:24 pm

"Evisceration" is a pretty good word, too.
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Re: Vivisector beast inside

Postby Skimba » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:45 pm

I agree with Null.

The comic is juicy, juicy goodness.
...I'll still stab you.
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Re: Vivisector beast inside

Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:47 pm

Some of these lines you do wonder what the email was actually offering.
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Re: Vivisector beast inside

Postby Clueless » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:58 pm

It turns out there's actually a game called just that.
Dusk wrote:First he takes an umbrella. NEXT HE TAKES BERLIN.

quetzalcoatlus wrote:I love how pleased the star is with it's copious armpit hair. That is a sentence I never thought I would find myself typing.


:D :wink:
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Re: Vivisector beast inside

Postby PonderThis » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:25 pm

Well of course Skimba likes it. Looks pretty much like her back door. :D :D

PS, comic is great. :D
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Re: Vivisector beast inside

Postby ian1 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:08 pm

I'm impressed that he was able to write that much before dying of blood loss.
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Re: Vivisector beast inside

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:31 am

Clueless wrote:It turns out there's actually a game called just that.

...and while I usually copy and paste my subject lines, I guess I just typed this one and got it slightly wrong, because the actual spam was "vivisector beast within", not "inside".
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Re: Vivisector beast inside

Postby Clueless » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:24 am

No, it turns out I managed to get it wrong when typing it out. Doesn't make too much difference, really. I'll fix it
Dusk wrote:First he takes an umbrella. NEXT HE TAKES BERLIN.

quetzalcoatlus wrote:I love how pleased the star is with it's copious armpit hair. That is a sentence I never thought I would find myself typing.


:D :wink:
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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby slydon » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:24 am

:shock: This is VERY DARK for Clueless


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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby PonderThis » Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:09 pm

Somehow changing "inside" to "within" makes it even more menacing.

Excellent. :twisted:
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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby jvcc » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:49 pm

Far too many vivisections take place in the vivisector. D:
We all saw what you were discussing on this board the other day and we all thought you were a dick.
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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby Nyperold » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:02 am

"What I don't understand is why he went to the trouble of using his kidney as a full stop."
"I don't think he meant that. It probably just plopped out."
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Re: Vivisector beast inside

Postby kvn8907 » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:56 pm

Clueless wrote:It turns out there's actually a game called just that.

Hmm. Hadn't heard of it before. Though now I have, at first the premise seemed interesting, but the gameplay looks pretty crappy.
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby Clueless » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:58 pm

well, it WAS released four years ago... that might have something to do with it.
Dusk wrote:First he takes an umbrella. NEXT HE TAKES BERLIN.

quetzalcoatlus wrote:I love how pleased the star is with it's copious armpit hair. That is a sentence I never thought I would find myself typing.


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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby apronymaniac » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:49 pm

Nyperold wrote:"What I don't understand is why he went to the trouble of using his kidney as a full stop."
Because you can't end a sentence with a colon.
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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby slydon » Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:19 am

apronymaniac wrote:you can't end a sentence with a colon.
you can, but expect people to walk away nervously.
"There is no defense against the Gentle Fist, since one cannot train one's internal organs to become stronger."
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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby kvn8907 » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:58 am

Clueless wrote:well, it WAS released four years ago... that might have something to do with it.

I took that into consideration. It still looks pretty crappy.
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.
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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby sum yun gai » Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:48 pm

apronymaniac wrote:
Nyperold wrote:"What I don't understand is why he went to the trouble of using his kidney as a full stop."
Because you can't end a sentence with a colon.


maybe he just doesn't have a head for grammar...
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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:07 pm

sum yun gai wrote:
apronymaniac wrote:
Nyperold wrote:"What I don't understand is why he went to the trouble of using his kidney as a full stop."
Because you can't end a sentence with a colon.


maybe he just doesn't have a head for grammar...


At least his heart was in the right place.
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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby jvcc » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:51 pm

I don't have the stomach for these puns.
We all saw what you were discussing on this board the other day and we all thought you were a dick.
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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby chrismachine » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:24 pm

I guess you'll need a "back door" like Skimba's, then.


Skimba, don't kill me I was referencing an earlier post ;)
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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby kvn8907 » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:52 pm

Aw crap, another pun thread. I'm always to terrible at these. I'm sailing off to the Islets of Langerhans before I embarass myself. :oops:
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.
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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby ian1 » Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:41 am

I will spite you all by not including a pun in my post. :twisted:
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Re: Vivisector beast within

Postby apronymaniac » Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:10 am

ian1 wrote:I will spite you all by not including a pun in my post. :twisted:

You're just being spleenful.
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