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Get deals on trucks you wont find anywhere else

Postby Null » Sun May 09, 2010 10:19 am

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Re: Get deals on trucks you wont find anywhere else

Postby EsBe » Sun May 09, 2010 10:29 am

/me builds a Dalekmobile.

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Postby PonderThis » Sun May 09, 2010 10:53 am

I want the long legged truck for when i get stuck in traffic. :D :D

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Postby EsBe » Sun May 09, 2010 11:05 am

PonderThis wrote:I want the long legged truck for when i get stuck in traffic. :D :D

Not to mention off-road square dancing!

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Postby Peckles » Sun May 09, 2010 11:44 am

I want the hairy one so I can try more kinds of shampoo with greater frequency.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun May 09, 2010 12:20 pm

Peckles wrote:I want the hairy one so I can try more kinds of shampoo with greater frequency.

I think it's a tumor-mobile. Note the hand growing on it, and I bet it has some teeth in there somewhere too.

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Postby EvilJekyll » Sun May 09, 2010 12:26 pm

Totally taking the Dalekmobile. Traffic, ha! Not anymore.
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Postby Skimba » Sun May 09, 2010 1:07 pm

I had a dream similar to this once, so therefore, I'll have to take the face having, bone carrying, dump/trash truck. It'll save lives as it destroys others.
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Postby jvcc » Sun May 09, 2010 3:17 pm

I think the Dalekmobile might be a bit annoying if it has a GPS.

Merge right onto the IN-TER-STATE.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sun May 09, 2010 3:32 pm

I would prefer Dalek over 99% of current GPS voices.
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Postby Nyperold » Sun May 09, 2010 8:39 pm

Are this ice skates on the long legged one? That might be useful on icy roads.

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Postby Dusk » Mon May 10, 2010 7:08 am

EvilJekyll wrote:I would prefer Dalek over 99% of current GPS voices.

OH BOY do you know which one I hate? "Disinterested Female".
I think they wanted it to sound sexy, but it sounds like your thoroughly bored female partner is sitting next to you, trying to read a magazine and annoyed that she has to tell you where to go.

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Re: Get deals on trucks you wont find anywhere else

Postby EsBe » Mon May 10, 2010 7:31 am

A while ago my friends and I were discussing the best voices for GPSs, and I concluded that nothing could beat Frank Langella. MAKE IT HAPPEN, GPS GODS!

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Postby apronymaniac » Mon May 10, 2010 7:34 am

EsBe wrote:A while ago my friends and I were discussing the best voices for GPSs, and I concluded that nothing could beat Frank Langella. MAKE IT HAPPEN, GPS GODS!

Aww, I was hoping that F. Lagella was a fictional whipmaker. :(
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Re: Get deals on trucks you wont find anywhere else

Postby Nyperold » Mon May 10, 2010 1:03 pm

How about this for a voice?

"In a time when (INSERT LOCATION HERE) is the destination... one man must turn right at the next intersection."

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Re: Get deals on trucks you wont find anywhere else

Postby Low-Tech » Sun May 16, 2010 1:33 am

I remember owning a few of those ....
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