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We care about your body

Postby PonderThis » Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:50 pm

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Re: We care about your body

Postby Skimba » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:38 pm

I want that to be their slogan, but with care done like "care".
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:42 pm

In my mind, those two guys sound rather sarcastic and bored, as though they had staged this act many many times in the past and were sick of doing it.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:03 pm

Reminds me of that one monty pyton.
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Re: We care about your body

Postby Null » Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:04 pm

I like how the dialogue and the sign look the same. It is almost as if they have to shout the name of their establishment to keep the name on it, and that's why they were casket-distracted. Perhaps they should hire a Third Man to sit outside and shout the name all day long.

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Re: We care about your body

Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:13 pm

Jack White would totally shout the name of the funeral home all day. (Obscurity rating high)
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Re: We care about your body

Postby Low-Tech » Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:33 pm

Kinda related, but,

I'm always bemused by corporations who have a slogan that boils down to basically, declaring they're competent.....

So, you want me to use you because, you won't totally foul up whatever good/service I need?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT ANYWAY!
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:12 pm

Low-Tech wrote:I'm always bemused by corporations who have a slogan that boils down to basically, declaring they're competent.....

Yes! There is one company here with the slogan, "We make and keep scheduled appointments!"
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Re: We care about your body

Postby Saltine » Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:37 am

"We make and keep scheduled appointments, and when you come in, we don't touch you inappropriately! Or your money back."
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Re: We care about your body

Postby firetiger » Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:22 pm

Since when did the Men in Black open their own funeral home?
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Re: We care about your body

Postby kvn8907 » Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:17 am

firetiger wrote:Since when did the Men in Black open their own funeral home?

Ever since aliens started planting babies in dead bodies. DUH!
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Re: We care about your body

Postby Low-Tech » Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:33 am

firetiger wrote:Since when did the Men in Black open their own funeral home?


*FLASH!*

What funeral home?
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