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youre cute Barrow

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Re: youre cute Barrow

Postby EsBe » Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:34 pm

Pretty sure there's a made-for-TV horror movie along those lines.

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Oct 09, 2010 8:17 pm

The garden tools. THEY SAW.
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Postby sum yun gai » Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:43 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:The garden tools. THEY SAW.


just a bunch of hoes if you ask me...
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Postby Judas Maccabeus » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:03 pm

Just make sure, if you get one as a pet, that it's been spade.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:37 pm

Judas Maccabeus wrote:Just make sure, if you get one as a pet, that it's been spade.

I don't think vets will spay these creatures. If you start up your own spay clinic, you could probably rake in a profit!
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Re: youre cute Barrow

Postby slydon » Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:44 am

until he winds up with some hoe

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Postby jvcc » Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:51 am

The same old story: the hoe seduced by the rake.
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Re: youre cute Barrow

Postby sum yun gai » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:12 am

hoe jokes? that's awl you've got?
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Postby Nyperold » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:24 am

I can dig it.

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Re: youre cute Barrow

Postby apronymaniac » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:25 am

He said he loved her, but I think he was just leading her up the garden path.
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Postby GregorR » Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:23 pm

First they learn to crawl, then they learn to roll, then they learn to mow down farmers at the ankles, leaving only a trail of blood. That was not a pun.
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Re: youre cute Barrow

Postby Skimba » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:39 am

GregorR wrote:First they learn to crawl, then they learn to roll, then they learn to mow down farmers at the ankles, leaving only a trail of blood. That was not a pun.

No, but I'd watch that movie with glee.
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Re: youre cute Barrow

Postby OP Tipping » Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:54 am

This is cute too. Plenty of cute stuff on the forum today.

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Re: youre cute Barrow

Postby Saltine » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:35 am

Let me just say I'm, uh, surprised she kept her figure. I'd have imagined, uh... well...
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Re: youre cute Barrow

Postby Nyperold » Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:25 am

...C-section from the other direction?

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Re: youre cute Barrow

Postby katzenkoenig » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:32 pm

Those long-handled gardening tools are really immoral pleasure seekers.
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