RE: Add 2,500 leads to your pipeline

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RE: Add 2,500 leads to your pipeline

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:00 pm

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Re: RE: Add 2,500 leads to your pipeline

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Postby PonderThis » Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:27 am

Ouch!

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Re: RE: Add 2,500 leads to your pipeline

Postby Low-Tech » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:14 pm

I used to enjoy the taste of lead, but now I'm just all numb inside....
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Re: RE: Add 2,500 leads to your pipeline

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:51 pm

Low-Tech wrote:I used to enjoy the taste of lead, but then I took an arrow to the knee

fixed that for you
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Re: RE: Add 2,500 leads to your pipeline

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:57 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:
Low-Tech wrote:I used to enjoy the taste of lead, but then I took an arrow to the knee

fixed that for you


STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! Noone quotes guards from the Elder Scrolls games on my watch!
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Postby EvilJekyll » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:35 pm

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