Undeliverable: Welcome

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Undeliverable: Welcome

Postby PonderThis » Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:21 am

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Re: Undeliverable: Welcome

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:50 am

"Neither rain, nor snow, nor guillotine, nor minefield, nor..."


I'll bet this guy could deliver it, though.


EDIT: Hm... "Postal workers" over at the wiki? Maybe I ought to get on that...
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Re: Undeliverable: Welcome

Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:20 pm

"Man, someone should report that guy to the homeowners association."

"But he IS the homeowners association."
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Re: Undeliverable: Welcome

Postby Android Replica » Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:04 pm

I really laughed at this one. I love the fact that it will not only cut off your head, but shoot a cannon at you. Or perhaps vice-versa.
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Re: Undeliverable: Welcome

Postby EsBe » Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:17 pm

I think it shoots the head of the last guy who tried.
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Re: Undeliverable: Welcome

Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:19 pm

EsBe wrote:I think it shoots the head of the last guy who tried.

:D
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Re: Undeliverable: Welcome

Postby sum yun gai » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:26 am

and a shotgun out the window in case the cannon misses?
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Re: Undeliverable: Welcome

Postby Jax184 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:43 pm

Judas Maccabeus wrote:
I'll bet this guy could deliver it, though.



viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6718 - This guy looks crafty enough as well
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Re: Undeliverable: Welcome

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:32 pm

Here's the Postal Workers page I mentioned. Including this comic, of course, since I'm assuming that person's one.
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Re: Undeliverable: Welcome

Postby Low-Tech » Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:10 am

And that's just the BACK door!
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Re: Undeliverable: Welcome

Postby Skimba » Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:54 am

Low-Tech wrote:And that's just the BACK door!

That's what she said.

Sorry, Sorry. Gaah...I hate that that sentence is still popping into my head.
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Re: Undeliverable: Welcome

Postby PonderThis » Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:17 am

Oh, Marceline,
Why are you so mean?


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Re: Undeliverable: Welcome

Postby PonderThis » Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:19 am

Judas Maccabeus wrote:Here's the Postal Workers page I mentioned. Including this comic, of course, since I'm assuming that person's one.

Hooray for Postal Workers! 8)
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Re: Undeliverable: Welcome

Postby Domarius » Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:50 pm

The lens-flare machine installed on the guillotine blinds any visitors even as they approach...
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