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If You Can't Beat Them

Postby Null » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:28 pm

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Re: If You Can't Beat Them

Postby Nyperold » Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:40 am

This is why you should never draw smiley faces on your jumbo/LARGE eggs. You won't be able to bring yourself to eat them.
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Re: If You Can't Beat Them

Postby Low-Tech » Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:42 pm

I'm trying to find a way to tie the "beating" on the one hand with "cereal killing" on the other, and it just isn't working

Nyperold wrote:This is why you should never draw smiley faces on your jumbo/LARGE eggs. You won't be able to bring yourself to eat them.


There's a chain of grocer around here called "Giant", they sell Jumbo eggs...... yes........ the egg carton says "Giant Jumbo Eggs" Just thought you'd like to know.
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Re: If You Can't Beat Them

Postby PonderThis » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:42 pm

Nice! :D
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Re: If You Can't Beat Them

Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:12 pm

I for some reason last time I looked thought those were potatoes. Even after reading the comments. :shock:
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Re: If You Can't Beat Them

Postby Nyperold » Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:12 pm

EvilJekyll wrote:I for some reason last time I looked thought those were potatoes. Even after reading the comments. :shock:


Well, potatoes, on the whole, don't have to worry about being beaten, but they do have to look out for mashers.
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Re: If You Can't Beat Them

Postby sum yun gai » Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:04 am

potatoes are much more likely to be whipped than beaten, because they're kinky like that...
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