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Postby Low-Tech » Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:22 pm

And for the first time in almost 30 years, the Family Circus is funny.
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Postby EsBe » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:10 pm

Low-Tech wrote:And for the first time in almost 30 years, the Family Circus is funny.

This.

Also, has the Scourge of the Comics Page really lasted that long?

Also also, a quick reminder of last time some good came of that strip.

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Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:17 pm

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Postby Low-Tech » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:08 pm

I'm surprised the comics page is even still around, considering how newspapers have shrunk in content over the years.

As soon as the last subscribers who threaten to cancel their subscription if the editor dares do anything to their beloved Marmaduke are dead.... I think it will be too.
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Postby sum yun gai » Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:33 am

i think the comics page has suffered from a lack of new entries. i know when i used to subscribe to gocomics, i was allowed to read *all* syndicated comics and there were a few which i thought were better quality than most of the entrenched comics that are in every single paper everywhere. this coupled with the consolidation of media empires means that more and more papers are owned by fewer and fewer people, and they're not likely to deviate from each other a whole lot.

all that being said, this is a fabulous take on the subject line :mrgreen:
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