TIRED of your small pay check?

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TIRED of your small pay check?

Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Jun 21, 2014 2:34 pm

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Re: TIRED of your small pay check?

Postby Low-Tech » Sat Jun 21, 2014 9:52 pm

Though, that does make me wonder, when they give away one of those big novelty "charity" checks that are like 15 feet long and need 4 guys to hold it up for the photo-op.

Who's checkbook are those being cut from?

In theory, it should be obvious, but I have yet to meet them.
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Re: TIRED of your small pay check?

Postby sum yun gai » Sun Jun 22, 2014 11:18 am

there's a warehouse where they store the comically large checkbook, along with the comically large pen they need to write legibly on the check itself.
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Re: TIRED of your small pay check?

Postby Low-Tech » Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:46 pm

And what happens when the checkbook goes obsolete?

What do we do then?

Build a 15 foot high novelty iPad with a novelty banking app, so we can photograph the dignitaries pushing the "Confirm" button on the screen? It won't be the same! :(
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Re: TIRED of your small pay check?

Postby Nyperold » Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:56 pm

Well, whatever you do, don't attach string to a novelty check and fly it on a windy day. There's a law against that.
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Re: TIRED of your small pay check?

Postby Low-Tech » Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:15 pm

Yep, he went there folks! *groan*
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