TIRED of your small pay check?
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TIRED of your small pay check?
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Re: TIRED of your small pay check?
Though, that does make me wonder, when they give away one of those big novelty "charity" checks that are like 15 feet long and need 4 guys to hold it up for the photo-op.
Who's checkbook are those being cut from?
In theory, it should be obvious, but I have yet to meet them.
Who's checkbook are those being cut from?
In theory, it should be obvious, but I have yet to meet them.
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Re: TIRED of your small pay check?
there's a warehouse where they store the comically large checkbook, along with the comically large pen they need to write legibly on the check itself.
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Re: TIRED of your small pay check?
And what happens when the checkbook goes obsolete?
What do we do then?
Build a 15 foot high novelty iPad with a novelty banking app, so we can photograph the dignitaries pushing the "Confirm" button on the screen? It won't be the same!
What do we do then?
Build a 15 foot high novelty iPad with a novelty banking app, so we can photograph the dignitaries pushing the "Confirm" button on the screen? It won't be the same!

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Re: TIRED of your small pay check?
Well, whatever you do, don't attach string to a novelty check and fly it on a windy day. There's a law against that.
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Re: TIRED of your small pay check?
Yep, he went there folks! *groan*
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