man, listen to me, give yourself 3 inches longer jztb

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man, listen to me, give yourself 3 inches longer jztb

Postby The kinky turtle » Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:16 pm

Hi, I'm the new guy! Here's my first attempt:

man, listen to me, give yourself 3 inches longer jztb
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Yig-ped!

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Postby PixieWolfe » Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:41 pm

Hello, Houston! :D
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Postby apronymaniac » Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:41 pm

Short extension cords! Why hasn't anybody thought of that before? They'd save so much space! :)
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Postby The kinky turtle » Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:45 pm

I actually used a short extension cord in college. Of course, I had my Frigidude closer to the socket than that... :)

Pixie, are you from Houston?
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Postby Nik » Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:55 pm

Welcome! Very nice comic.
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Postby Low-Tech » Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:56 pm

+5 points for the classic x-ray sparks
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Postby WTF Is Juice? » Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:42 pm

I give +5 pts for the sound effect, "JZTB," very few people think to put the "j" in when doing electricity, it's usually "Zap," "Bzrt," or "Gzzach," I think the j is a nice addition, and also I think too much.
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Postby ntw3001 » Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:58 pm

Myself, I'm a fan of 'bzs'. I saw it on a number plate.

This is one of my favourite recent comics. Normally, I'd just rate it and rush off to my next assignment, but this time I decided to comment so I could acknowledge your newness and extend a welcome. Welcome!

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Postby Andrusi » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:12 pm

I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Postby PixieWolfe » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:08 pm

The kinky turtle wrote:Pixie, are you from Houston?


A few miles southwest of it, but I visit often! :D
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:55 pm

Okay...I gotta ask. What is the turtle in your avatar saying, and more to the point, what does it mean?

...and that username is completely off the wall.
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Postby Ninjatron » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:06 pm

Welcome! I like your arts.

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Postby The kinky turtle » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:26 am

Yig-ped. It doesn't mean anything.

And the name's a pun. See, there's this hymn called "Lead On, O King Eternal"...
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Postby Siirenias » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:33 am

Gang Ped, however, is some very tasty stuff.

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Postby The kinky turtle » Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:00 am

*does some Googling*

Never tried it.
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Then you, my turtley friend, have not lived.

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Postby PixieWolfe » Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:13 am

The kinky turtle wrote:the name's a pun. See, there's this hymn called "Lead On, O King Eternal"...


A mondegreen!
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Faboo.

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Postby jamar0303 » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:00 am

PixieWolfe wrote:
The kinky turtle wrote:the name's a pun. See, there's this hymn called "Lead On, O King Eternal"...


A mondegreen!
:D


Or as the Japanese call it- soramimi. (Do watch some of them- it's quite funny what comes out of American music when "heard" in Japanese).

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Postby The kinky turtle » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:51 am

PixieWolfe wrote:
The kinky turtle wrote:the name's a pun. See, there's this hymn called "Lead On, O King Eternal"...


A mondegreen!
:D


Yeah, that!

jamar0303 wrote:Or as the Japanese call it- soramimi. (Do watch some of them- it's quite funny what comes out of American music when "heard" in Japanese).


Wow... I wish I knew Japanese well enough to know what they think it sounds like. I'm laughing at those clips for different reasons than they are!
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Postby Siirenias » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:53 am

jamar0303 wrote:
PixieWolfe wrote:
The kinky turtle wrote:the name's a pun. See, there's this hymn called "Lead On, O King Eternal"...


A mondegreen!
:D


Or as the Japanese call it- soramimi. (Do watch some of them- it's quite funny what comes out of American music when "heard" in Japanese).


Mein got! It's like backward animutation!

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Postby Pasty Is Tasty » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:21 pm

Really nice comic

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Postby GG Crono » Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:39 pm

Good prize! :D

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Postby kupo » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:57 am

I wasn't going to comment until I saw "shortest possible extension cord" on the box and that struck me as hysterical.
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Postby SeadawgsTreasure » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:21 am

Well done!

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