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Albums that don't exist.

Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:52 am

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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:03 am

Here's a compilation of some of the better ones:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:13 am

I love how there doesn't even have to be a promise of anything great to do that. It used to be something like "HOT GIRLS NUDE!" followed by like a link to Tubgirl. Now, it's just "Yeah, I saw that same thing on Youtube." Followed by a link. I guess since it's a harmless deceit, the rules are broadened. After all, a repetitive pop song isn't as scarring as a shit fountain.
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Postby DarthCat » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:28 am

You've got to hide it better, anyways. Either that or they've got to come up with more then one link to it - I could tell what it was by the "?v=----" value.

Besides, if you want poopcakes fountains.... No, no. No links to that. PM me if you really want.

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Postby DMEnduro » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:44 am

I saw this first on (dare I say) SA. I thought it was a great idea. I guess we'll see some Spamuser albums now.
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Postby Saltine » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:09 am

Wow, that's pretty good, actually. Still, it's been done before...
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:29 am

The completed cover to Duo's "Of Manhood and Self-Reliance". Hey, this is kind of fun.

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:55 pm

I like how this one came out.

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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:55 pm

DarthCat wrote:You've got to hide it better, anyways. Either that or they've got to come up with more then one link to it - I could tell what it was by the "?v=----" value.


The funny part is, after I posted it I was like "oh spamusement people, you probably will know what that link is and avoid it."
There are more links, and I do like the Duckroll when it plays the Picard song.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:56 pm

Saltine wrote:Wow, that's pretty good, actually. Still, it's been done before...


Okay, that was good. Kudos.
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Postby Nik » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:23 pm

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Postby MysticalDescent » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:03 pm

This is one taken off the actual site: NSFW?

As well as: Hahaha

Anyway, I'll have a go at one:

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Pretty crappy.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:34 pm

It was hard to get this to look right, and it still looks like crap.

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:57 pm

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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:06 pm

That one looks very legit.
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Postby Low-Tech » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:52 pm

I'm havin' a ball with this! (and yes, that WAS the 3rd random picture that came up, it's like someone already made a fake album, and I ended up with it)

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Postby SemiNomad » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:53 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:This is one taken off the actual site: NSFW?


I think that's a newborn puppy.
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Postby loofah » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:36 pm

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meh. not happy with how the title is laid out.
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:52 pm

This made the rounds at another board I'm on, so here's a couple examples I got then:

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And just for the heck of it, here's a couple brand new ones:

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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:05 am

From the site:

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Postby sum yun gai » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:13 am

here's one i really like
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:45 am

I like the way the "Populated by Pondscum" album turned out (even though that's only the last three words of the quote).
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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:05 pm

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That reminds me of the infomercial that got posted a week or so ago, with the girl who keeps hurting herself brushing her teeth because her toothbrush is not round.
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:45 pm

I think the quote itself had Pond Scum as two words, but I put it in as one for some reason.
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