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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:26 pm

Similar to the Garfield minus Garfield, this is a forum containing screenshots of a website that randomized panels from the Garfield comic strip. The original site was taken down, but what remains is pure hilarity.

http://www.truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/v ... php?t=4950
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Postby Nik » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:39 pm

Ah yes, I remember this from pointlesswasteoftime.com.
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Postby DarthCat » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:39 pm

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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:59 pm

I never understood the deal with Nermal. Effeminate in both nature and looks, (obviously) voiced by a woman in the series, and still a male character. And one that's obnoxiously and (intentionally) annoyingly cutesy. Is Jim Davis a homophobe?!
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Postby Portals » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:51 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:I never understood the deal with Nermal. Effeminate in both nature and looks, (obviously) voiced by a woman in the series, and still a male character. And one that's obnoxiously and (intentionally) annoyingly cutesy. Is Jim Davis a homophobe?!

Woah. I always thought that Nermal was a girl. I guess the fact that it didn't look as freakishly deformed as other females in the comic (see farthest right character) should have tipped me off.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:51 pm

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Postby jvcc » Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:02 pm

Darthcat's link didn't work for me, but I found another randomizer:
http://www.dougshaw.com/garfield.html
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Postby Yoyodyne » Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:48 pm

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Postby IanC » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:11 pm

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Postby ntw3001 » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:28 am

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That's incredibly funny. Ho ho ho!
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:45 am

I like this one:

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:03 am

All right, I thought I'd try my hand at these Garfield Minus Garfield things. They're surprisingly not that hard, even using just Paint.

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Postby James » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:58 am

Some of these are nicely surreal. I like the "stealing my lines" one.
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Postby jvcc » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:00 pm

Some o' mine.

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:11 pm

Haha, Garfield is coming onto Jon in the last one.

EDIT: Another Garfield minus Garfield.
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Postby Nyperold » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:07 pm

The other day, on another board, I took Monday's strip (appropriate, huh?) and GMGed it, then added Garfield back, and finally, added the thought bubbles... only I did it all in text.

The results:

WITHOUT GARFIELD

Panel 1:

(Jon is presumably sitting at a table with his right elbow on the table, right hand to his face, and the other forearm is resting on the the table.)

JON: What are we going to do today?

Panel 2:

(Same position, mouth closed. No speech.)

Panel 3:

(Same position. Jon makes an Aside Glance. No speech.)

WITHOUT THOUGHT BUBBLES

Panel 1:

(Jon is presumably sitting at a table with his right elbow on the table, right hand to his face, and the other forearm is resting on the the table. Garfield, too, is sitting there, mirroring Jon's position.)

JON: What are we going to do today?

Panel 2:

(Garfield faces the reader, eyes wide, pupils small, left arm down. Jon is in the same position as before, mouth closed. No speech.)

Panel 3:

(Garfield turns his head toward Jon, eyes still wide, pupils still dilated, both arms still on the table. Jon is still in the same position as before, and makes an Aside Glance. No speech.)

AS-IS

Panel 1:

(Jon is presumably sitting at a table with his right elbow on the table, right hand to his face, and the other forearm is resting on the the table. Garfield, too, is sitting there, mirroring Jon's position.)

JON: What are we going to do today?

Panel 2:

(Garfield faces the reader, eyes wide, pupils small, left arm down. Jon is in the same position as before, mouth closed.)

GARFIELD: {Whoa...}

Panel 3:

(Garfield turns his head toward Jon, eyes still wide, pupils still dilated, both arms still on the table.)

GARFIELD: {I thought we were doing it}

(Jon is still in the same position as before, and makes an Aside Glance.)
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:29 pm

Nyperold wrote:Description of comic strip

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Postby catastrophile » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:47 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Effeminate in both nature and looks, (obviously) voiced by a woman in the series, and still a male character.

Bart Simpson?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:23 pm

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Chrono Crow wrote:Effeminate in both nature and looks, (obviously) voiced by a woman in the series, and still a male character.

Bart Simpson?


Bart isn't effeminate. And it's not quite as obviously a woman as with Nermal. The voice actress for Nermal didn't even bother to make her voice sound male. Also, Nermal has long eyelashes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX8UxOjISfw
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Postby catastrophile » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:00 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Bart isn't effeminate.

Dude, open your eyes. All the signs are there. The vandalism and attitude are just a front.
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Postby Judas Maccabeus » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:21 pm

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Postby Nyperold » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:36 pm

Zombie Protestor wrote:
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Yeah, that's the one.
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Postby Jemry » Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:57 am

Not from the randomiser but still good.

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Yeah, I realise some of them are GMG with the realistic cat but I reckon its funnier if he's talking to a regular cat than to nobody.
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Postby IanC » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:37 pm

That real cat in the last one, i swear ive seen it on here before. Probably in the kitty pictures thread....
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Postby DarthCat » Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:17 pm

You have seen it before. It's from a Russian photo shoot (iirc), and is part of several internet memes.

Also, realcat is my favorite permutation of Garfield... it's what we all *should* be seeing everyday, since Garfield can't really talk, y'know.
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