I was on TV

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I was on TV

Postby KatyM » Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:05 pm

And the TV put it on the internet for me.

Check it yo.


The reporter walked in and said "Can I please talk to you about the internet? The people at best buy were no help. It was like trying to break fort knox."

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They didn't even put my name on it >.> Jerks
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Postby katzenkoenig » Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:10 pm

Solution: don't talk to carnivores who aren't scavengers.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:18 pm

Conclusion:

KatyM > BestBuy

Katy Murray of Computer Renaissance told us, "It's hard to pick out what's dangerous. Some will monitor for swear words and stuff like that and block them out, but if your kid is talking to someone who is a predator, there is no way to tell from that conversation they are in fact a predator in a dangerous situation."
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They used your surname like it carries authority. This is good.

N.B. I disapprove of using bold and italics in conjunction unless it's to highlight one particular word or phrase (unless the italic is one word or phrase).
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Postby KatyM » Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:23 pm

My favorite part is that I'm getting a cold, so my voice is deeper than normal and I don't sound like a child. Tee hee.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:26 pm

They called you an expert.
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Postby KatyM » Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:29 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:They called you an expert.

It's even funnier because I told her "You know I'm just bullshitting, right? You probably wanna double check these things."
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Postby James » Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:09 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:They used your surname like it carries authority.

The Murray family possesses great authority. That's mostly because of me.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:00 pm

It won't play for me.
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Postby sum yun gai » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:12 am

i'm not seeing any video

also, you can put this on your resume now ;)
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Postby ntw3001 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:34 am

Haha. The 14-year old's mum stopped here using Myspace so she started using Vampirefreaks. Whatever that might be.
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Postby JD-Rom » Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:04 am

ntw3001 wrote:Haha. The 14-year old's mum stopped here using Myspace so she started using Vampirefreaks. Whatever that might be.


Just searched it. It's a site about industrial gothic culture. Yup, industrial gothic culture is definitely less suggestive to parents than Myspace. :wink:
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Postby Dusk » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:02 am

LOL
"Experts"! hahaha awesome.
I love how the mother "took the internet away".
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Postby Skimba » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:34 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:LOL
I love how the mother "took the internet away".

This made my head start to play "The KKK took my baby away"
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