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Postby Nik » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:36 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Still fail to see her appeal. Her face looks like it's made with rubber.


I basically can't stand her.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:52 am

Well, yeah. Besides the diseased vagina face, she's also really creepy.
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Postby chrismachine » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:07 am

Nik wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:Still fail to see her appeal. Her face looks like it's made with rubber.


I basically can't stand her.
I don't know what you... oh.
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Postby IanC » Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:33 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Well, yeah. Besides the diseased vagina face, she's also really creepy.

Okay that is just way too rickin'-frackin' harsh. :roll:

Her face is fine, its her arms i don't like. Everytime she had them uncovered in Mr. and Mrs. Smith all i could do was stare at those yucky sticking out veins.
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Postby chrismachine » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:13 pm

IanC wrote:
Her face is fine
click on my "oh" above.
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:36 pm

chrismachine wrote:
IanC wrote:
Her face is fine
click on my "oh" above.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:19 pm

^ rofl


I came across some nude pics of Meghan Fox (the chick from Transformers) on the random livejournal site the other day. I thought their existence would have been a bigger deal ON THE INTERNET
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Postby IanC » Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:00 pm

chrismachine wrote:
IanC wrote:
Her face is fine
click on my "oh" above.

So she had an off day. Big whoop - still don't think its bad enough to call her a "vagina face"

giantsfan97 wrote:I came across some nude pics of Meghan Fox (the chick from Transformers) on the random livejournal site the other day. I thought their existence would have been a bigger deal ON THE INTERNET

*goes to google*
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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:53 pm

Well she was wearing some sort of coverups on her nipples but you could still essentially see them.

edit - maybe she's wearing some sort of sheer coverup over her whole upper half i can't tell NSFW
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:27 pm

Or maybe her nipples are just really that pale.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:15 pm

No, it's some sort of coverup or photoshop to skew the nipples and bellybutton for some reason.
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Postby Altair IV » Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:33 pm

There are a lot of fake "celebrity nudes" on the intartubes.

Or so I've heard. I mean, I've never actually seen any stuff like that myself. I only browse wholesome, educational sites like this one.

In other news:

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Postby Skimba » Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:37 pm

Altair IV wrote:
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Old Man Dies Inside Paris Hilton

If I had been drinking something, it would have come out my nose.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:18 pm

Paris Hilton: Where old men go to die.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:00 pm

I seriously laughed when I read the Paris Hilton bit. Funniest thing I've read in a while.
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Postby Skimba » Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:49 am

Both lines made me laugh. A lot.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:24 pm

IanC wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:Well, yeah. Besides the diseased vagina face, she's also really creepy.

Okay that is just way too rickin'-frackin' harsh. :roll:


Okay, yeah, you're right.

I apologize to diseased vaginas everywhere. I know you can't help it.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:45 am

Faith Coleman wrote:How are you doing today, i hope you are doing fine. I hope and i know that
this email that i am sending to you would be reaching you in good health? I
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tell you now because i have not meet you in person but i know that you
would be of good help to me. And i think i can build trust you in this too,
this is why i am telling you this. All i want you to do is to keep this as
a top secret between us. And also promise me that no other person will hear
this ok. Right now am really going through hard and terrible life with my
mother.

Dear actually it happened when i lost my dad, my dad is dead and i am left
with my mum. so after the death of my father, his family member came to the
house and collected everything my dad left behind for us. And they ask me
and my mum to leave the compound and they sold the house. We were not able
to find them again because of the war that happened in my country Liberia,
so just last week my mum showed me some documents which my dad used to
deposit $19Million US dollars in a bank here in Nigeria and also a picture
of my dad at the time he signed the agreement letter with the bank and he
used my name as the next of kin to the funds. So when my mum showed to me
the documents, i was so happy so i travel to Nigeria with my mum. When we
get to the bank and we presented all the legal documents that was given to
my father at the time of depositing the fund with the bank, we were told
that the money is still with the bank, but they cannot transfer the money
to us here in Africa, because my dad went into an agreement with them at
the time of depositing the fund that the fund should be transferred on
express transfer to leave Africa. I never knew my dad was planning of
opening a company abroad.

Dear so on our way out of the bank, one of the staff of the bank advice us
to look for a trust worthy foreign partner to help us receive the funds
from the bank. So i want you to help us contact the bank, so that the bank
can transfer the money of my late father to you, so that i and my mum can
come over to your country and meet you so we all can start a better and
happy life again.

Please, i want you to understand that i trust you and i know you can help
me and my family because we are passing through hard moments here in
Nigeria, i am a beautiful girl and so when people see me they don’t know
the condition that i am undergoing
due the reason that i don’t want
people to know the stress and pains we are passing through here in Nigeria,
that is why am telling you this top secret because am sacred and this is
all we have left in this world. i believe you can understand my present
situation. i trust you that is why i am telling you this. as am writing you
this mail, my eyes is full of tears because my mum is seriously sick and we
don't know any body here in Nigeria.

So we are living with an old lady called Mrs. Vida Anayor, she is working
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blessed by finding you and I 'll never let you go away from my life. I will
want you to understand that we are going to sign an agreement before the
bank will transfer the fund of my late father to you because we have not
met before now and the Agreement is for the security reason of the funds
too. so i will like you to provide this information so that i and my mum
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Postby kupo » Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:36 am

Altair IV wrote:
lehere@ wrote:Subject: God Destroys Boise For Not Being Gay Enough
Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:29:58 +0200

Old Man Dies Inside Paris Hilton



HAHAHAHHAH. Hahh. ALL OF THAT IS GREAT.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:18 pm

I feel dirty. . .
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