The hilarious spam thread

by **Nik** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:09 pm

I don't know if we ever had one of these, but we do now.
I'll start it off.

by **JD-Rom** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:28 pm

Organis sounds like a cheesy name for a plant monster and/or a decent name for a powerful Alderaan family.

by **PonderThis** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:30 pm

The king of bad, eh? Isn't that Michael Jackson?

by **EvilJekyll** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:40 pm

Slight variation:

by **Saltine** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:29 pm

Your banana is too small.
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wait

by **EvilJekyll** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:40 pm

by **Nik** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:31 pm

Good morning,

My name is Sergey Markov. I am a manager of Magic PC Company.

Our company are reselling goods in Russia (Notebooks, digital cameras and etc)

Often our clients prefer buy goods directly from US stores it more cheap then

buy in Local russian shops. But most USA shops and stores not ship orders oversears.

So we are offerring mail forwarding service for our clients.

Quantity of orders from USA stores grows every day. So we need more partners in USA

for order processing.

We would like to offer the perspective partnership to you. We propose a vacancy of the

regional agent. The average salary will be about $2000-4500 monthly.

Correspondence manager regional agent

Job description: - Mail Forwarding

Requirements:

- Home Computer with e-mail account and ability to check your e-mail

box at least twice a day;

- Adults only accepted (we cannot hire underage people);

- Contact phone

- Ability to handle packages weight up to 20 pounds(get them to the post office).

If you interested in this partnership please email me : sergey.markov@live.com

Then I will email you all information about this vacancy

Best regards

Sergey Markov

by **EvilJekyll** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:46 pm

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by **Binkatron5000** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:27 pm

I AM GOD DAG, HEAR ME ROAR!

by **chrismachine** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:37 pm

bell rope!!!! hahahahahaha

by **ntw3001** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:40 am

My dissertation featured a bell rope. A snake climbed up it and killed the victim or something. Little did Sir Arthur Conan Doyle know, russell's viper can't possibly climb in such a way! But surely the application of Walton's reality principle in such a case would surely be wrong, as it would subvert the intention of the author (o no)! And so forth. My dissertation was less good than it could have been.

by **loofah** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:19 am

So you've finished it at this point? Are you done with school now?

by **James** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:57 am

He probably has exams for most of his modules left to do. If Philosophy at Lancaster is anything like how it was a couple of years ago. THREE YEARS. Bloody hell.

by **PonderThis** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:46 pm

James wrote:THREE YEARS. Bloody hell.

Hey, time passes. Best to be philosophical about it.

by **ntw3001** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:56 pm

loofah wrote:So you've finished it at this point? Are you done with school now?

Just three exams left. But they're not for a few weeks, so I get to lounge around and do nothing, which is nice. Now I know how people who work more than twenty days a year feel.

by **giantsfan97** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:18 pm

ntw3001 wrote:lounge around and do nothing

= playing wow

by **Binkatron5000** » Sat May 10, 2008 6:01 pm

"Work against the whigs" sounds like a new slogan for anti-Donald Trumps, or something.

by **sum yun gai** » Sat May 10, 2008 7:23 pm

my personal favorite is "i have put your dressingcase under your seat. with the fishermen."

by **Gelatine Cow** » Sun May 11, 2008 12:37 am

I like that you blanked out your email even though it's in your profile for your MSN contact. Or perhaps it's a secondary SECRET email.

by **kzager** » Sun May 11, 2008 1:18 am

Too bad, too. I was going to e-mail them about really annoying things. I'd maybe send about 100 in the course of a month.

But, alas, blotted out.

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He tried to blame it on the missing n, but he'd had that to contend with before, and, really, what was a missing n compared to a missing foot and now, as an extra added attraction, a missing thumb?

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by **kzager** » Tue May 27, 2008 2:07 pm

Did they just quote Misery?

The typewriter with the missing N. The foot that got cut off with an axe and then torched. The thumb that got cut off with a electric turkey knife.

by **MysticalDescent** » Tue May 27, 2008 2:33 pm

In response to the one a few days ago that I missed:

Work against the Whigs? I'll work against the whigs, I'll rickin'-frackin' kill that Earl Grey bastard.

by **James** » Wed May 28, 2008 5:49 pm

DON'T LET HER LAUGH.

Menacing.

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