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I am lazy

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:48 pm

Yes, I am a lazy and horrible person. And the search function for these forums kind of is... not... good. And I don't know what would be a thread to post this in since I haven't been here in ages! So I created my own thread for this! Anyway, enough rambling. I was hoping to find a link to the thread where James read out the email from (was it Kupo or Katy)'s mom. I give up, so if any of you happen to know where it is, can ya help a robo-gal out?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:55 pm

Is this your card?
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:56 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Is this your card?


HOW DID YOU DO THAT SO QUICKLY?!
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:57 pm

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Chrono Crow wrote:Is this your card?


HOW DID YOU DO THAT SO QUICKLY?!


I have no soul.:(
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:59 pm

Aww the sound file is no longer available. JAMES HELP! DO YOU HAS?!

I dunno why but I crave listening to it. Oh god why?! Oh wait, I know, because I was watching "HOW IS BABBY FORMED".
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Postby Nik » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:00 pm

I have it, but only on my ipod. And I can't get it OFF my ipod.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:01 pm

Nik wrote:I have it, but only on my ipod. And I can't get it OFF my ipod.


Hahahahaha! That amuses me on many levels.
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Postby Nik » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:07 pm

Actually, it came on once right before a tollbooth, and I forgot it was on there, and I started laughing hysterically. I think the other cars thought I was insane.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:09 pm

Nik wrote:Actually, it came on once right before a tollbooth, and I forgot it was on there, and I started laughing hysterically. I think the other cars thought I was insane.


You shoulda turned up the volume and started head-banging to the sound of James' voice. Add to the insanity image ;)
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Postby sum yun gai » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:46 pm

i have a copy but no place to share it from.
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Postby Skimba » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:15 pm

sum yun gai wrote:i have a copy but no place to share it from.

Me too. :(
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Postby stevenf » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:08 am

Ooh ooh try this http://drop.io/
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Postby sum yun gai » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:13 am

oh you mean like this?

http://drop.io/o4uhltd
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Postby Dusk » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:17 am

Here
It probably won't work, but that's all the time I'm willing to spend on it.
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Postby sum yun gai » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:33 am

Image

finally, james has material for a new avatar if he deicides to change away from hello kitty
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Postby Dusk » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:38 am

sum yun gai wrote:if he deicides

LOL don't encourage him.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:52 am

The hair's not blonde enough.
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Postby PonderThis » Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:38 am

Ha ha! I like that page, DB.

Chrono Crow wrote:The hair's not blonde enough.
The hair's plenty blonde enough. He's in shadow. 'Cause he's so emo. Or something.

While I was there I also noticed the URL -- an entire DB website!
duskbringer.com wrote:I'm working on it
Well, OK, it's not there yet. But he's working on it!
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Postby ntw3001 » Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:46 am

Someone with Photoshop needs to make an Emo James. They could use that picture where he's stabbing the potato, except the potato is now his heart. And he is crying black tears.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:34 am

ntw3001 wrote:Someone with Photoshop needs to make an Emo James. They could use that picture where he's stabbing the potato, except the potato is now his heart. And he is crying black tears.


I fully support this brave new concept.
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Postby PonderThis » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:46 pm

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ntw3001 wrote:Someone with Photoshop needs to make an Emo James. They could use that picture where he's stabbing the potato, except the potato is now his heart. And he is crying black tears.
I fully support this brave new concept.
Well, there it is, someone have at it.

Of course, now that we've all talked about it, it's considerably less cool than it would have been for someone to just do it.
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Postby JD-Rom » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:08 pm

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ntw3001 wrote:Someone with Photoshop needs to make an Emo James. They could use that picture where he's stabbing the potato, except the potato is now his heart. And he is crying black tears.
I fully support this brave new concept.
Well, there it is, someone have at it.

Of course, now that we've all talked about it, it's considerably less cool than it would have been for someone to just do it.


Meh, anyways here's my attempt:
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What? Oh, it's not in Photoshop. Meh. :?
One of my sites: Click!
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Ooh, and another one: Click!
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Postby James » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:11 pm

There should totally be a wiki page devoted to the words I say with my mouth.

Nik wrote:I have it, but only on my ipod.

Ah, for your "personal moments". I understand. I'll go ahead and assume that you and Ninjatron has a special understanding about that.

Nik wrote:And I can't get it OFF my ipod.

CANNOT GET ENOUGH.

Binkatron5000 wrote:I dunno why but I crave listening to it. Oh god why?! Oh wait, I know, because I was watching "HOW IS BABBY FORMED".

It's because all the ladies find the sound of me screaming "CHURCHES ARE PACKED!" dementedly incredibly erotic.

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Why does my top say "prog"? Shouldn't it say "post"? Still, I fully support my repository.

Chrono Crow wrote:The hair's not blonde enough.

Berk. [size=0]That's rhyming slang. "Berkeley Hunt".[/size]


I hope everyone realizes that by participating in this thread you are all basically fellating my Internet persona. MAD WITH POWER.


Actually, I think I could have done this better. More crescendo.
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Postby Nik » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:27 pm

Actually, I would like MORE readings by James. They're pleasantly enjoyable.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:15 pm

Nik wrote:Actually, I would like MORE readings by James. They're pleasantly enjoyable.


Maybe he can do readings of the spam lines from the hilarious spam thread.

Also YAY
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