April fools day

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Postby jvcc » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:09 pm

For April Fool's Day, my friend Brody and his girlfriend Emily (they're both seventeen) told her parents they were engaged. They got them downstairs and he told them about how he was going to provide for them financially, and lots of other stuff. Emily's mom started to tear up, so Brody kept squeezing Emily's hand to tell her to stop, which she took a signal to keep going.

Emily finally went over to hug her mom, and whispered, "Aw, Mom, it's okay, because this is an April Fool's joke." Her dad laughed for about ten minutes straight, and her mom started crying more because she was so happy.
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Postby DMEnduro » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:49 pm

For those with negative opinions on dog based comics, I present you Marmaduke Explained.
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Postby JD-Rom » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:42 pm

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Postby Jemry » Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:03 pm



You seem to have confused the word cool with shite.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:51 am

DMEnduro wrote:For those with negative opinions on dog based comics, I present you Marmaduke Explained.
ROFL
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Postby kupo » Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:40 am



Is it sad that I fell for it for a second when I was originally reading the EGM magazine? Then I realize that, though it was March, I was holding the April issue in my hands.

My response to it was "My god that would be the stupidest thing ever."
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Postby jvcc » Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:48 am

giantsfan97 wrote:
DMEnduro wrote:For those with negative opinions on dog based comics, I present you Marmaduke Explained.
ROFL


Oh my gosh, I stayed up for two hours on Thursday night to read the whole thing. :D It's absolutely hilarious!
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Postby sum yun gai » Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:03 am

maddox finally has his april fools page up... :roll:
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