James wrote:And so we return to one of life's essential questions... which is worse: being burnt to death by a dragon or being raped by the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man?
quetzalcoatlus wrote:You should always make sure that all your important pussy cheese and uncle-rapist is backed up, in case your computer crashes.
Zombie Protestor wrote:
I've been going to church again, and have rededicated my life to Christ. The thing that has surprised me most in my attendance is that a lot of Christians will take Matthew 5:10-11 (The last Beatitude):10"Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11"Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 12Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you."
and take the quote to mean that they should attack things that they perceive to offend God, and if they meet resistance, that must mean that they are right.
jvcc wrote:A giraffe stole my balloon when I was little.
James wrote:If God didn't want me to eat babies, why did he make them so defenceless?
Chrono Crow wrote:I love Jemry.
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