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Postby Daniel. » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:15 pm

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Postby James » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:19 pm

God hates cigarettes.

EDIT:

OK, this is pretty annoying. I mean, you might as well ask random people about complex economics and claim that it's not real just because they don't have a full understanding of it. I don't know much about the specifics, and if you put me on the spot I'd probably be baffled, but that's just because I wasn't prepared.

Also, ORANGUTANS DON'T BEHAVE AT THE DINNERTABLE: COUNTER-EVIDENCE FOR EVOLUTION.

I guess it pays to take a step back and consider that in all likelihood these guys do genuinely just want the best for us, and believe that they're saving our souls. That's nice of them. It's not nice to use decidedly unpleasant "proof" and a patronizing tone while going about it, though. And it's not that nice to pander to the smug convictions of certain demographics, but the same could be said for certain mouthy atheists. Except that they're closer to the truth. In my correct opinion.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:15 pm

Hahahaha.

"The banana has a tip for ease of entry."
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Postby ntw3001 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:28 pm

I want to watch these so much.
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Postby Saltine » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:46 pm

"We surmize..."

THERE'S NO Z IN THAT WORD. NOT EVEN IN AMERICA
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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:00 pm

If you saw a truck barreling towards you and moved out of the way, but your friend didn't see the truck, and didn't believe the truck existed, would you not still try and push them out of the way? (point made by Penn Gillett)
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Postby kzager » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:32 pm

Yeah, back to bananas.

Know what else fits perfectly in that guys mouth?
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Postby kupo » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:39 pm

I'm enjoying your reactions. Reactions to the same things I had reactions to when I tried watching either of those videos.

It gets me so frustrated and upset. Especially when they use arguments that can easily be used against them. Baseless assumptions. I'm not even saying I completely believe in evolution.

I believe in science more than I believe in religion, though. At least science seems to attempt to understand. Even if it doesn't have all the answers, at least it's not based on a "faith."

It upsets me to know my mother is this afraid. Even though I don't speak to her.
When I was younger and I believed in all of this stuff, I used to be so scared because my dad was an atheist. I would worry so much because he was "going to hell" and I didn't know how to stop it. I was scared. So, of course I can see where my mother is coming from. But I can't argue with her. This isn't even an arguable topic. This is truth to her.

This is apparently truth to Mr. Kirk Cameron, too.
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Postby Dusk » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:40 pm

kupo wrote:This is apparently truth to Mr. Kirk Cameron, too.
And to think I used to like Growing Pains!

It's amazing how messed up sitcom actors of that era became.
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Postby ntw3001 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:46 pm

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Postby loofah » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:35 am

Daniel. wrote: Also, one of the YouTubers is right, did God make the Kiwi fruit nice and easy? Like fork he did. I love Kiwi, but I always struggle with it.
I don't understand the struggle. You cut it in half along its equator, then remove the skin by sticking a spoon between the edible part and the peel, and move the spoon along the circumference. Did that make any sense?
Here. like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRNW4-xi ... re=related
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Postby kzager » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:55 am

Well somebody must of created the spoon so that means that evolution is false.
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:56 am

loofah wrote:
Daniel. wrote: Also, one of the YouTubers is right, did God make the Kiwi fruit nice and easy? Like fork he did. I love Kiwi, but I always struggle with it.
I don't understand the struggle. You cut it in half along its equator, then remove the skin by sticking a spoon between the edible part and the peel, and move the spoon along the circumference. Did that make any sense?
Here. like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRNW4-xi ... re=related


No eggcup? Bah.

I don't like eating kiwi fruit without an eggcup. Not because it's difficult or anything (in fact the eggcup makes it harder), but because that is how my family has eaten kiwi fruit for generations.
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Postby Saltine » Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:08 am

As an atheist I can attest to the fact that the banana is indeed my worst nightmare. Every night I wake up drenched in sweat and shrieking in utter terror. O, how I loathe that accursèd Dwarf Cavendish!
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Postby Daniel. » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:06 am

loofah wrote:
Daniel. wrote: Also, one of the YouTubers is right, did God make the Kiwi fruit nice and easy? Like fork he did. I love Kiwi, but I always struggle with it.
I don't understand the struggle. You cut it in half along its equator, then remove the skin by sticking a spoon between the edible part and the peel, and move the spoon along the circumference. Did that make any sense?
Here. like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRNW4-xi ... re=related


He's been practicing that a lot. It's much easier said than done, the skin is flimsy, so when you dig the spoon in the juice all falls down the side making a sticky mess, and usually the skin collapses. Also, don't forget that the flesh is attached to that root thing which is attached to the skin. It's just a messy fruit.
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Postby loofah » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:05 am

Daniel. wrote:

He's been practicing that a lot. It's much easier said than done, the skin is flimsy, so when you dig the spoon in the juice all falls down the side making a sticky mess, and usually the skin collapses. Also, don't forget that the flesh is attached to that root thing which is attached to the skin. It's just a messy fruit.

Maybe you get them too ripe? That's how I eat mine, and they rarely give me trouble. Or maybe I get them underripe? *shrug*
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Postby James » Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:29 am

FACE IT DAN, THERE IS A GOD AND HE JUST DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SHARE IN THE GOODNESS OF KIWIS.
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Postby IanC » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:06 pm

draculahunter wrote:Yeah, back to bananas.

Know what else fits perfectly in that guys mouth?


PENIS!!!!!

*cough*

Sowwy.


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Postby Saltine » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:35 pm

If I saw a truck barreling toward me and my friend, but my friend didn't see the truck and didn't believe it existed: what the fuck? Um, sure I'd push him out of the way, but I'd also be seriously considering that maybe I'm hallucinating the truck or something.

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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:43 pm

I WAS REFERENCING SOMETHING CALM DOWN AND QUIT WITH THE CAPSLOCK YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT
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Postby Saltine » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:46 pm

I WASN'T ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT IT JUST BECAUSE IT WAS A REFERENCE? WHAT GIVES? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABOUT CAPSLOCK I DON'T HAVE CAPSLOCK ON OH I guess I did.

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Oh, I understand.

I was talking to the truck, not to you.

As in "Stop it with all that barreling, you subjectively visible truck."

Does that help?

EDIT: Now I can't stop thinking of the word "barreling". Anyone care to barrel?
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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:44 pm

Daniel. wrote:I love Kiwi, but I always struggle with it.
this made me laugh for some reason
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