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Postby Mimiheart » Sun May 04, 2008 10:45 pm

http://naturalbeautiescontest.homestead ... oucha.html

Seriously. Let's take perfectly lovely children and make them look like plastic dolls. Baby doesn't have enough hair--we'll add it. (The first child is just the beginning. Go through the rest of the horrors, erm, samples.)

There's a difference between retouching and destroying. That's destroying.
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Postby Dusk » Sun May 04, 2008 11:36 pm

Holy crap, that is beyond belief.
http://naturalbeautiescontest.homestead ... ouch5.html

Thank you for bringing this horror into my life.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sun May 04, 2008 11:41 pm

WHY? The Refurbishing one isn't bad though.
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Postby SemiNomad » Sun May 04, 2008 11:54 pm

It's always interesting to see someone trying to enter the uncanny valley from the other direction.
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Postby Mimiheart » Mon May 05, 2008 12:05 am

Eviljekyll wrote:WHY? The Refurbishing one isn't bad though.
That one needs more pink I'm sure.
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Postby loofah » Mon May 05, 2008 12:25 am

SemiNomad wrote:It's always interesting to see someone trying to enter the uncanny valley from the other direction.

Good point. I was trying to figure out why it was creepy.
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Postby sum yun gai » Mon May 05, 2008 1:15 am

it looks like someone who only knows a few tricks in photoshop trying to make money off of people who don't know any better...
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Postby Portals » Mon May 05, 2008 1:27 am

Oh no... My eyes are bleeding yet again. I really should stop looking at threads in the Internets section, it's really bad for my vision. This is why I don't wear contacts, they'd get all smeary.
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Postby ntw3001 » Mon May 05, 2008 3:25 am

Haha. 'Eyes replaced'.
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Postby Watery_tart » Mon May 05, 2008 5:35 am

I'm not even going to click on this, I already know how I feel about the subject and I don't want to be forced to throw my computer out of the window.

I like my computer, I like my window.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon May 05, 2008 7:45 am

http://naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retouch1aaaa.html

Congratulations, you took a child and made her look exactly like Janet Jackson.
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Postby Nik » Mon May 05, 2008 9:31 am

I... don't get it. Why would someone want to have people who are obviously not professionals take an inexperienced photoshop mouse to their kids' pictures and make them look like dolls? Who would hang a picture of a doll on their wall? THE SKIN LOOKS PLASTIC. THE EYES LOOK FAKE.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Mon May 05, 2008 12:33 pm

This is the one I meant wasn't bad
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Postby Null » Mon May 05, 2008 12:51 pm

The boy's left eye looks like an empty socket.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon May 05, 2008 12:51 pm

Anyone else think it funny that a website specializing in artificial beauty is called "natural beauties"?
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Postby MysticalDescent » Mon May 05, 2008 1:23 pm

They really are quite scary. They just get...vivid.
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Postby Mimiheart » Mon May 05, 2008 1:26 pm

I knew which one you were talking about. I still say it needs more pink.
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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Mon May 05, 2008 2:13 pm

I'm not going to open those, but my friend was telling me there's a website where people take portraits with their dead babies.. like, they dress them up and take a family photo..
I... can't get my mind around that one. It's just too insane.
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Postby Saltine » Mon May 05, 2008 3:49 pm

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Postby katzenkoenig » Mon May 05, 2008 4:55 pm

Lambs_Cows_Lambs wrote:I'm not going to open those, but my friend was telling me there's a website where people take portraits with their dead babies.. like, they dress them up and take a family photo..
I... can't get my mind around that one. It's just too insane.


that reminds me of a movie with nicole kidman.
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Postby kzager » Mon May 05, 2008 5:22 pm

At first I thought they just made dolls of the kids.

I do not condone photo manipulations of this degree.
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Postby Nyperold » Mon May 05, 2008 6:50 pm

They have those, but I forget what they're called.
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Postby chrismachine » Mon May 05, 2008 7:17 pm

Lambs_Cows_Lambs wrote:I'm not going to open those, but my friend was telling me there's a website where people take portraits with their dead babies.. like, they dress them up and take a family photo..
I... can't get my mind around that one. It's just too insane.
That was actually posted here about a year ago. I remember looking at it then. Thanks. :evil:
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Postby Mimiheart » Mon May 05, 2008 9:36 pm

http://www.tinypocketpeople.com/
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Postby EvilJekyll » Tue May 06, 2008 12:24 am

Haha, I can just see this.
"New special for you creepy stalker types, save $5 on your order when you get 10."
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