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Worst Webcomic Ever Created

Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue May 06, 2008 4:13 pm

Since I'm away from WoW, I've been forced to watch daytime television, and the other day I was watching Russian Roulette on GSN, and one of the contestants has a webcomic, and so I decided to check it out.

dang.

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

The art is ASCII, the writing assumes that the reader is in third grade or lower, and the premise is just terrible.

So, here it is: The Boy with Immovable Hair.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Tue May 06, 2008 4:33 pm

I find the comic likeable, especially for being done in '98. As opposed to Electric Retard.
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Postby chrismachine » Tue May 06, 2008 10:21 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:I find the comic likeable, especially for being done in '98. As opposed to Electric Retard.
That is actually really terrible. oh my god.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue May 06, 2008 11:16 pm

Electric Retard is absolutely ridiculous. . . but I can't help but laugh at the sheer over-the-top humor. It's like an accident. . . with clowns.
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Postby slydon » Wed May 07, 2008 2:26 am

For some reason it reminds me of Saltine's old comics.
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Postby Saltine » Wed May 07, 2008 8:44 am

Yeah, they're pretty much exactly the same, except for all the horrible genital mutilation. MINE HAVE MORE
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed May 07, 2008 8:50 am

slydon wrote:For some reason it reminds me of Saltine's old comics.

Those are hilarious.
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Postby Saltine » Wed May 07, 2008 1:17 pm

OMG BOSTON AND SHAUN IS BACK!
I thought it was gone forever.
I'm like to read it again.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed May 07, 2008 1:35 pm

It's...not funny. WHY? Well I know why, but why make it?
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Postby Daniel. » Wed May 07, 2008 1:48 pm

chrismachine wrote:
Eviljekyll wrote:I find the comic likeable, especially for being done in '98. As opposed to Electric Retard.
That is actually really terrible. oh my god.


Against all my better judgment, I kind of like those. It's so unbelievably severe, it's almost like a satire of itself.
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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Wed May 07, 2008 2:37 pm

stevenf wrote:.


I think you won the thread after that one.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzze that stunk.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed May 07, 2008 2:40 pm

Daniel. wrote:
chrismachine wrote:
Eviljekyll wrote:I find the comic likeable, especially for being done in '98. As opposed to Electric Retard.
That is actually really terrible. oh my god.


Against all my better judgment, I kind of like those. It's so unbelievably severe, it's almost like a satire of itself.


Daniel says it better than I do, but we're on the same wavelength entirely.
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Postby Saltine » Wed May 07, 2008 2:41 pm

Lambs_Cows_Lambs wrote:
stevenf wrote:.


I think you won the thread after that one.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzze that stunk.


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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed May 07, 2008 2:46 pm

It's obviously aimed at kids. It's like the complete opposite of Electric Retard.
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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Wed May 07, 2008 2:46 pm

WHY MUST YOU SUBJECT ME TO THIS AWFULNESS!?!
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Postby giantsfan97 » Wed May 07, 2008 3:28 pm

I know a wayyy worse comic. It's made by a religious nut job who I think is both male and female. I refuse to link it.
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Postby stevenf » Wed May 07, 2008 6:24 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:It's obviously aimed at kids.


I remain skeptical of that.
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Postby Dusk » Wed May 07, 2008 8:14 pm

Wow, the Fred Bassetness of that comic is extreme.
I laughed at a few of those Electric Retard comics, but I'm a terrible person and comfortable with it.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Wed May 07, 2008 10:09 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:Wow, the Fred Bassetness of that comic is extreme.
I laughed at a few of those Electric Retard comics, but I'm a terrible person and comfortable with it.
you were supposed to laugh at my comment YOU JERK
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Postby Saltine » Thu May 08, 2008 8:54 am

stevenf wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:It's obviously aimed at kids.
I remain skeptical of that.
Yeah, it's aimed at kids in the same way a sniper rifle is, in the following sense: if that's true, it's much worse than I thought.

It's a comic with serious furry, transformation, and body expansion themes. There's no sex in it, so it doesn't quite cross the line into paraphilia, but it's... well... creepy? Creepy.
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Postby DarthCat » Thu May 08, 2008 1:18 pm

draculahunter wrote:*cough*
You're just afraid to have feelings. It's alright; we're here for you... you snivelly little pussy.

Seriously though, sprite comics are (almost universally) the worst thing ever.
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Postby Saltine » Thu May 08, 2008 1:30 pm

Zombie Protestor wrote:
slydon wrote:For some reason it reminds me of Saltine's old comics.

Those are hilarious.
Wait, you really liked those? Good, because I just drew the next one, after a twelve billion year hiatus.
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