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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed May 21, 2008 4:57 pm

http://exporn.blogspot.com/

Some are hysterical.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed May 21, 2008 5:20 pm

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Kari from Mythbusters?
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Postby kzager » Wed May 21, 2008 5:36 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Kari from Mythbusters?


It is.

http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/files/byron.jpg

Oh snap - photoshopped!
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Postby katzenkoenig » Wed May 21, 2008 5:53 pm

wow, some pretty good ones, indeed.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed May 21, 2008 6:03 pm

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Eviljekyll wrote:Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Kari from Mythbusters?


It is.

http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/files/byron.jpg

Oh snap - photoshopped!


I thought she looked awful calm for having a penis in her ass.

I mean, from having just fallen from a skyscraper. I get the two mixed up sometimes.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Wed May 21, 2008 6:08 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:I thought she looked awful calm for having a penis in her ass.

I mean, from having just fallen from a skyscraper. I get the two mixed up sometimes.


but i'm sure spiderman would like to save you again.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Wed May 21, 2008 7:07 pm

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Postby sum yun gai » Wed May 21, 2008 9:21 pm

isn't that just paint over porn but in blog format? :?
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Postby DarthCat » Fri May 23, 2008 5:06 pm

sum yun gai wrote:isn't that just paint over porn but in blog format? :?
Most of it's from Something Awful, yes. The internet is not creative very often.
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Postby JenX » Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:48 pm

ROTFLOL

I wonder if they accept guest submissions :)
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Postby kzager » Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:06 pm

Doesn't look like they've updated ever, so prolly not.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:28 pm

There's a guy on there with terrifying facial expressions.
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Re: Return of SFW porn!

Postby sum yun gai » Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:43 am

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Postby jvcc » Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:27 am

The microscope one and the last one were the funniest, in my opinion.
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Re: Return of SFW porn!

Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:39 pm

The man in the microscope one isn't wearing any trousers.
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Re: Return of SFW porn!

Postby Dusk » Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:36 am

Penis is also clearly visible in the Assassin's Bleed one.
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Re: Return of SFW porn!

Postby Gelatine Cow » Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:19 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:Penis is also clearly visible in the Assassin's Bleed one.


That's a thumb.
And that's terrible.
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Re: Return of SFW porn!

Postby sum yun gai » Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:04 pm

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Dusk Bringer wrote:Penis is also clearly visible in the Assassin's Bleed one.


That's a thumb.


or the hilt of her knife possibly...
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Re: Return of SFW porn!

Postby JenX » Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:42 pm

I LOLed at the girl lighting the other's farts :)

I am glad these are back! Thanks for posting. :)
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Re: Return of SFW porn!

Postby traubster » Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:21 pm

I made one of these that I didn't post 'cause it wasn't up to my quality standards, but I reconsidered:

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Re: Return of SFW porn!

Postby jvcc » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:51 pm

Aargh.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:04 pm

I liked it.
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