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Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:27 pm

I found this a few weeks ago (well, remembered it) and it didn't seem to fit into any thread. It is humorous.
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Postby Judas Maccabeus » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:40 pm

The Battle of Karánsebes. Even if it's not necessarily entirely correct, the battle did apparently actually happen.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:39 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:I found this a few weeks ago (well, remembered it) and it didn't seem to fit into any thread. It is humorous.

Piss Boy!
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Postby sum yun gai » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:32 pm

well, some primates have a toilet claw for just such an occasion....
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:31 pm

Maybe not funny (though I laughed when I saw the article title itself), just weird and interesting:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_bu ... lo_buffalo

Also:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayhem_(band)
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:20 am

Judas Maccabeus wrote:The Battle of Karánsebes. Even if it's not necessarily entirely correct, the battle did apparently actually happen.

That's hist(o/e)rical!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_De ... sinessman)
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Postby SemiNomad » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:20 am

Zombie Protestor wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter_(businessman)

I'm surprised no one's made a movie about him yet.

The book contained 8,847 words and 33,864 letters, but absolutely no punctuation, and capital letters were sprinkled about at random.

I guess he was also the world's first Youtube commenter as well.
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Postby kupo » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:01 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen

A lot of this article is awkward. Like the one section for "Human Semen." Where that person contributed a picture. Contributed a picture...

EDIT: The person who contributed the picture has an amusing User talk section as well...
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Postby SemiNomad » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:09 am

Spooge in the name of science!

And since were on the subject of mating and so forth: penis fencing.
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Postby IanC » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:43 am

Someone had fun doing the pics for the semen article..... eh, eh?
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Postby kupo » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:48 am

SemiNomad wrote:penis fencing.


That should be an olympic event!
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Postby James » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:19 pm

SemiNomad wrote:penis fencing.

A job for the Large Hardon Collider?
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Postby Dusk » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:38 am

James wrote:A job for the Large Hardon Collider?

Terrible.
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Postby James » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:04 pm

Actually, I think you'll find it's brilliant, but it's not my idea.
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Postby kzager » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:40 pm

I thought it was hardon until my brother scolded me for getting it wrong.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:13 pm

I kept reading James' Hardon as Hadron and missing the joke.
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Postby kupo » Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:27 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:I kept reading James' Hardon as Hadron and missing the joke.


Meeee too.
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