Weapon Generator

by **Nyperold** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:06 am

I was recently pointed to this page, which has a Weapon Generator on it. Basically, you insert a small amount of text, and it transforms the text into things like swords, bows, wands, even pistols and referee flags. It occasionally throws back an error, and I don't know what that's about, but whatever. Go for it.

Of course, I started with my screen name:

Nyperold

And then, a couple of nicknames for my screen name:

Nyper

Nyp

Then some Steven Frank characters:

Cabinet Sanchez

Eggplant Mike

Troy Powell

And I couldn't resist throwing in a couple of my own characters:

Acaycn

Hello Turbine

by **jvcc** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:56 am

My name:

My username:

I started putting in random letters, and the results were excellent:

by **quetzalcoatlus** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:50 am

My full screenname is too long, apparently

. Note that they unintentionally made a pun on my full name up top though: Quetz's cutlass!

by **Clueless** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 3:22 am

The idea of a clueless rapier amuses me:

Clueless rapier wrote:Why are you making all those swishing movements? Why are you swinging me around like that? You are making me dizzy! Oh, look! Another Rapier! I wonder if we could be friends...

by **Binkatron5000** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:55 am

This is so awesome!
My name/nicknames weren't too interesting, but here's some that were:

First let's start with a clear loser:

Next, a clear winner:

For fun I tried Q from Star Trek:

Hahaha stylish

And some more pwnage:

Last not certainly not least... my absolute favorite:

by **Portals** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:35 am

by **Nik** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:55 am

Yeah, man!

by **James** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:34 pm

uncle-rapist's halberd. LOOK IT UP YOURSELF.

by **EvilJekyll** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:13 pm

Also, apparently Mars has a bazooka.

by **Judas Maccabeus** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:09 pm

First up, Murph gets:

Then, we go to my name:

...Hmmm, let's try this again with my full name, maybe that'll be bet-

OKAY I GET THE POINT. I'm not weapons-grade material. Sheesh.

by **quetzalcoatlus** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:13 pm

Hey, my full screenname wasn't weapons grade material either. "The name did not become weapon" really amuses me for some reason though.

by **Chrono Crow** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:31 pm

ChronoCrow's Bow: Attack 20

Typhoenix's Bow: Attack 15

Phoequinox's Saver: Attack 8

Chronobrain's Halberd: Attack 18

Crain's Sword: Attack 6

Chrow's Cutlass: Attack 18

Cbone's Bow: Attack 20

by **Skimba** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:26 am

Eviljekyll wrote:

62, bitches!

by **ntw3001** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:48 pm

That's not very interesting.

NNeat, a bazooka! OH NO WAIT it is broken.

I do, however, rock harder than that wastrel ntw3002.

by **quetzalcoatlus** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:45 am

ntw3001 wrote:NNeat, a bazooka! OH NO WAIT it is broken.

I noticed a coathanger is evidently more powerful than your bazooka.

by **Chrono Crow** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:13 am

quetzalcoatlus wrote:
ntw3001 wrote:NNeat, a bazooka! OH NO WAIT it is broken.

I noticed a coathanger is evidently more powerful than your bazooka.

You have to look at the weapon's intent. A staff is good for wizards, a sword is good for knights, a bazooka's good for military and a coathanger is good if you're an abortionist or Joan Crawford.

Strange side-note. I went to IMDB to remember who it was being portrayed in Mommy Dearest, and the top IMDB news headline was Electra's Coat Hanger Sex Fun.

by **MysticalDescent** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:35 pm

What the hell is a referee's fan?

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