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Weapon Generator

Postby Nyperold » Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:06 am

I was recently pointed to this page, which has a Weapon Generator on it. Basically, you insert a small amount of text, and it transforms the text into things like swords, bows, wands, even pistols and referee flags. It occasionally throws back an error, and I don't know what that's about, but whatever. Go for it.

Of course, I started with my screen name:

Nyperold

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And then, a couple of nicknames for my screen name:

Nyper

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Nyp

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Then some Steven Frank characters:

Cabinet Sanchez

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Eggplant Mike

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Troy Powell


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And I couldn't resist throwing in a couple of my own characters:

Acaycn

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Hello Turbine


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Postby jvcc » Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:56 am

My name:
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My username:
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I started putting in random letters, and the results were excellent:
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:50 am

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My full screenname is too long, apparently :( . Note that they unintentionally made a pun on my full name up top though: Quetz's cutlass!
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Postby Clueless » Sun Jan 04, 2009 3:22 am

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The idea of a clueless rapier amuses me:

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:55 am

This is so awesome!
My name/nicknames weren't too interesting, but here's some that were:

First let's start with a clear loser:
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Next, a clear winner:
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For fun I tried Q from Star Trek:
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Hahaha stylish

And some more pwnage:
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Last not certainly not least... my absolute favorite:
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Postby Portals » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:35 am

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Postby Nik » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:55 am

Yeah, man!
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Postby James » Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:34 pm

uncle-rapist's halberd. LOOK IT UP YOURSELF.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:13 pm

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Also, apparently Mars has a bazooka.
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Postby Judas Maccabeus » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:09 pm

First up, Murph gets:

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Then, we go to my name:

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...Hmmm, let's try this again with my full name, maybe that'll be bet-

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OKAY I GET THE POINT. I'm not weapons-grade material. Sheesh.
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:13 pm

Hey, my full screenname wasn't weapons grade material either. "The name did not become weapon" really amuses me for some reason though.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:31 pm

ChronoCrow's Bow: Attack 20

Typhoenix's Bow: Attack 15

Phoequinox's Saver: Attack 8

Chronobrain's Halberd: Attack 18

Crain's Sword: Attack 6

Chrow's Cutlass: Attack 18

Cbone's Bow: Attack 20
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Postby Skimba » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:26 am

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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:48 pm

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That's not very interesting.

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NNeat, a bazooka! OH NO WAIT it is broken.

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I do, however, rock harder than that wastrel ntw3002.
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:45 am

ntw3001 wrote:NNeat, a bazooka! OH NO WAIT it is broken.

I noticed a coathanger is evidently more powerful than your bazooka.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:13 am

quetzalcoatlus wrote:
ntw3001 wrote:NNeat, a bazooka! OH NO WAIT it is broken.

I noticed a coathanger is evidently more powerful than your bazooka.


You have to look at the weapon's intent. A staff is good for wizards, a sword is good for knights, a bazooka's good for military and a coathanger is good if you're an abortionist or Joan Crawford.

Strange side-note. I went to IMDB to remember who it was being portrayed in Mommy Dearest, and the top IMDB news headline was Electra's Coat Hanger Sex Fun.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:35 pm

What the hell is a referee's fan?
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