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Most horrific EBAY item evar!!!!

Postby Mimiheart » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:45 pm

Rotary Torso Phone

It's a skinned, hermaphrodite, rotary torso phone, no less. It's possibly not safe for work. I'm not sure it's safe for anything, really.
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Postby EsBe » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:01 pm

The only explanation I can think of for something so terrible is that someone made a wish on a cursed monkey paw, and this sculpture is the horrible horrible result. :(
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Postby kzager » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:28 pm

It would be good for drawing purposes (if it's realistic).

...that's about it, though.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:22 pm

It's a shame you didn't find it here.
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Postby Mimiheart » Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:57 pm

I know. :(
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:55 pm

EsBe wrote:The only explanation I can think of for something so terrible is that someone made a wish on a cursed monkey paw, and this sculpture is the horrible horrible result. :(

What wish would even result in a hermaphrodite torso phone though?
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Postby Saltine » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:01 am

Wish 1: "I wish you would make my daughter and her boyfriend their own telephone so I can actually make a call once in a while."

Someone else can take on wish 2 and 3, which resulted in torso and skinless...
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Postby Null » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:22 pm

2. "I wish I could get the same kind of ideas as David Lynch. I wonder how they come to him."
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Postby reo01 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:01 am

"dang chewy bacon rind! I wish there was something in this house without it!"
Ok maybe not...
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:44 am

Three: "I wish learning biology were easier."
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Postby reo01 » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:55 am

They were equally as intrigued, amused, and disturbed by this on the Doll collector's forum I'm a regular on.
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Postby kzager » Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:41 am

Oh. I didn't look at that at all the first time around.
That's a phone...

Wow.

I saw "rotary" and I thought it was a anatomically correct torso that you could twist?
I don't really know.

I really need to stop skip reading poopcakes.
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Postby catastrophile » Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:17 am

First jumping jacks, now skipping?

. . .

GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
HERMAPHROPHONE!
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Postby kupo » Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:09 am

catastrophile wrote:First jumping jacks, now skipping?

. . .

GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
HERMAPHROPHONE!



Lolol hermaphrororophone.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:14 pm

I laughed too much at the glorp hemaphrophone.
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Postby PonderThis » Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:54 pm

catastrophile wrote:First jumping jacks, now skipping?

. . .

GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
HERMAPHROPHONE!
NOW SOMEBODY MUST DRAW IT! With glorping and skipping, of course.
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