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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:43 am

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Postby jvcc » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:44 am

Chrono Crow wrote:rickin'-frackin' YES!


Hahaha, that's amazing! Is it really him? How would we know?
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:56 am

jvcc wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:RICKEN'-FRAKEN' YES!


Hahaha, that's amazing! Is it really him? How would we know?
Good question ... I sure can't tell one way or the other.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:16 pm

At least John Cleese is John Cleese.
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:31 pm

I kind of hope that this is Christopher Walken, not because I even use twitter for anything, but because this is exactly what I would want him to be like.

Also, he apparently shopped at the Whole Foods I work at once, but I wasn't there at the time.
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Postby IanC » Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:13 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:At least John Cleese is John Cleese.

and Stephen Fryis Stephen Fry.
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:18 pm

And JesusChrist is Jesus Christ. :?




Although he has a mere 107 followers. And shouldn't he only have 12 friends?
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:05 pm

Brent Spiner's all up in this twitter shiznat too.

I still do not fully understand twitter. It sounds like a joke website.
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Postby loofah » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:16 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:I still do not fully understand twitter. It sounds like a joke website.
Of course not. You'd have to eat it first.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:26 pm

loofah wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:I still do not fully understand twitter. It sounds like a joke website.
Of course not. You'd have to eat it first.

Ah yes, the old "absorb all of its powers and knowledge" trick. Hmm, will that work if I smother it with ketchup?
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:05 pm

I doubt it's him, since the user picture is one you can find easily by doing a google image search of "Christopher Walken".
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:07 am

Zombie Protestor wrote:I doubt it's him, since the user picture is one you can find easily by doing a google image search of "Christopher Walken".


That's my only doubt. Still, I prefer to remain hopeful, as it is a very entertaining page.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:22 pm

Either it was him, and he got frustrated with the traffic from everyone finding it, or it wasn't him and the ruse ended. I really hope it wasn't the latter.:(
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Re: YES!

Postby PonderThis » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:18 pm

He's baaaaack! At least, according to this it's him. ;)
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Re: YES!

Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:41 pm

Ugh. What a pretentious twat. I'd be fine being embarrassed over the fact that I fell for it (though, in my defense, it was partly just wishful thinking), but that article was just obnoxious. The whole point of making it is hoping people believe it. If it was just a string of cowbell references, yeah, it'd be obvious. But Walken is naturally eccentric. Maybe what's seen in movies is more of his personal flair with ad-lib, but it seems like he's just that kind of person. He really seems like the type of guy you'd see in a supermarket talking to someone about something REALLY irrelevant. I don't take issue in that I was wrong. Just that the writer of that article is a bitch.
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Re: YES!

Postby James » Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:21 pm

Hahahahahahaha.

It'll blow you away.
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