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Make Me Babies.

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Tue May 12, 2009 7:36 pm

http://www.makemebabies.com/

This seems like an awesomely ridiculous thing to fool around with.
For instance, apparently if I mated with Bill Cosby, this would result:
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I hope someone will take the initiative to do devious, creepy things with this and the show yourself thread.
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby loofah » Wed May 13, 2009 2:29 am

This thing clearly doesn't work. Haven't they ever heard that song by Loverboy?
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby kzager » Wed May 13, 2009 8:54 am

loofah wrote:This thing clearly doesn't work. Haven't they ever heard that song by Loverboy?
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Everybody's working for the weekend?
The kid is hot tonight?
Hot girls in love?
Turn me loose?
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Jemry » Wed May 13, 2009 9:38 am

Okay, I'm gonna need a uterus, some sperm and an ovum. Be back in nine months.
http://www.myspace.com/jemry C WHUT I DID THAR. I'M SO DECEPTIVE.

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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby loofah » Wed May 13, 2009 11:38 am

kzager wrote:
loofah wrote:This thing clearly doesn't work. Haven't they ever heard that song by Loverboy?
Everybody's working for the weekend?
The kid is hot tonight?
Hot girls in love?
Turn me loose?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Elephan ... e_to_a_Pig
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri May 15, 2009 3:45 am

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lol
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Chrono Crow » Fri May 15, 2009 4:41 am

Bink + Marilyn Manson = Rowan Atkinson?
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri May 15, 2009 4:11 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Bink + Marilyn Manson = Rowan Atkinson?

Hah! I was thinking he looked a bit like Macaulay Culkin or some such.
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Dusk » Sat May 16, 2009 1:19 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:Macaulay Culkin

=__=
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat May 16, 2009 6:15 pm

lolol
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.

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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Chrono Crow » Sat May 16, 2009 11:56 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:Macaulay Culkin

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THE CULKINS WILL EAT YOUR EYES.
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Saltine » Mon May 18, 2009 9:08 am

To me they all look like those horrible dead-infant airbrush photos. http://www.babyphotoretouch.com/ JEEZUS I AM SAD NOW WHAT THE HELL, ME?
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby MysticalDescent » Mon May 18, 2009 2:16 pm

Saltine wrote:To me they all look like those horrible dead-infant airbrush photos. http://www.babyphotoretouch.com/ JEEZUS I AM SAD NOW WHAT THE HELL, ME?


WHAT
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon May 18, 2009 4:34 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:
Saltine wrote:To me they all look like those horrible dead-infant airbrush photos. http://www.babyphotoretouch.com/ JEEZUS I AM SAD NOW WHAT THE HELL, ME?


WHAT


OH GOD DON'T LOOK AT THE BEFORE PHOTOS
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby PonderThis » Mon May 18, 2009 4:37 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:
MysticalDescent wrote:
Saltine wrote:To me they all look like those horrible dead-infant airbrush photos. http://www.babyphotoretouch.com/ JEEZUS I AM SAD NOW WHAT THE HELL, ME?

WHAT

OH GOD DON'T LOOK AT THE BEFORE PHOTOS

In fact, don't even follow the link. Dead babies, right there at the get go. Nasty. :x
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Saltine » Tue May 19, 2009 9:25 am

Yeah, it's even worse looking at or thinking about that stuff when you have kids of your own. Look at me acting like someone other than me subjected everyone to this.
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Chrono Crow » Tue May 19, 2009 3:03 pm

lol recover a little bit of what was lost

AND LOSE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE PROCESS
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Dusk » Fri May 22, 2009 5:37 am

Saltine wrote:To me they all look like those horrible dead-infant airbrush photos. http://www.babyphotoretouch.com/ JEEZUS I AM SAD NOW WHAT THE HELL, ME?

WHAT THE fork MAN
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Saltine » Fri May 22, 2009 8:58 am

I know, right? Why would I even know about such a thing?
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Dusk » Mon May 25, 2009 10:15 am

Saltine wrote:I know, right? Why would I even know about such a thing?

:( Is everything ok?
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Saltine » Mon May 25, 2009 8:25 pm

Shіt, no. I mean, yes, everything's okay. MY CHILDREN ARE ALIVE. Look.

Alive:
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Alive (me too):
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Nyperold » Tue May 26, 2009 2:34 am

Aww! :)

I assume you either found that site while looking for something else, or it was disseminated via chain link. Or whatever it might be called. Somebody showed the link to a bunch of people, and one of that bunch showed another bunch. and so on, and it eventually got to a group you're in. Ah, the dynamics of information flow. Or, again, whatever it might be called.
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby sum yun gai » Tue May 26, 2009 2:53 am

well, i was gonna play along, but the site could not find pics of any of the following, so i'm not playing i guess :( frank zappa, ("any") zappa, richard moll, bea arthur, gabe kaplan, john travolta, kevin bacon, conan o'brien, david letterman, katy perry, ru paul, janis joplin, zooey deschanel, lady gaga, parker posey, or milla jovovich. ok, some i understand they're not really famous anymore (or not currently famous anyway), but come on now!
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby James » Wed May 27, 2009 10:46 am

Hey Saltine, I have a favour to ask. I want you to imagine that I found a way to express some sort of positive sentiment regarding your children without it sounding creepy. OK? Thanks.
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Re: Make Me Babies.

Postby Chrono Crow » Thu May 28, 2009 5:51 am

Babies grow that quickly? Holy shіt.
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