Win a truck load of ANYTHING

[Binkatron5000]

Hey, all US residents, you need to enter this contest because I cannot

College Humor is having a contest, and the winner of this contest will win a truckload of anything (up to $10,000 worth). All you need to do is figure out what one item you want a truckload of, and if you win, AWESOME! YOU GET A DUMP TRUCK FULL OF THAT THING! It ends on the 17th, so GO GO GO!

Note: winner will be judged on creativeness and humor.

If you enter the contest, share what you want a truckload of! And if you can't enter then what would you want if you could?

[PonderThis]

I think I shall ask for a truck load of hundred dollar bills. Well, they max out at $10,000 so that would only be one hundred one hundred dollar bills, but it's a sacrifice I'm prepared to make.

[Binkatron5000]

I think I shall ask for a truck load of hundred dollar bills. Well, they max out at $10,000 so that would only be one hundred one hundred dollar bills, but it's a sacrifice I'm prepared to make.

What about a truckload of one dollar bills? That's 10,000 pieces of money!!!

I think a truckload of bouncy balls might be amusing, especially when comes times to unload. A truck load of beer? What about condoms? Magnets? Celine Dion CDs (no no no)? Trekkies?

[jvcc]

I asked for $10,000 worth of Nicholas Cage movies.

[kzager]

I asked for $10,000 worth of Nicholas Cage movies.

Or a truckload worth $10,000 of footage shot from the back of a truck starring Nicholas Cage.

[quetzalcoatlus]

I asked for $10,000 worth of Nicholas Cage movies.

I don't know why I decided to calculate this, but...
Assuming every dvd purchased was 20 dollars, you would end up with 500 dvd's.
According to imdb, Nicola Cage has been in 52 movies, not counting things that aren't out yet (well 53, but I assume Knowing wouldn't be on dvd already).
Therefor, assuming they didn't just make things a lot simpler and get you 500 copies of The Wicker Man or something, you could hypothetically end up with about 9.6 copies of every movie he has ever been in. Kind of awesome, especially because, if you didn't want all the duplicates, you could just give 9 of your friends the entire Nicolas Cage filmography too.

[kzager]

Or you could just do $10,000 of Adaptation.

[EvilJekyll]

I should've put down Tribbles. Someone put down tribbles. Send me one if you win.

[Binkatron5000]

I should've put down Tribbles. Someone put down tribbles. Send me one if you win.

Ohhhhh what a GENIUS IDEA. I can't see that NOT winning! Who wouldn't want a crapload of tribbles???

[EvilJekyll]

I should've put down Tribbles. Someone put down tribbles. Send me one if you win.

Ohhhhh what a GENIUS IDEA. I can't see that NOT winning! Who wouldn't want a crapload of tribbles???

Unfortunately, I put down Frank's Red Hot before I thought of Tribbles.

[Dusk]

Franks Red Hot... wtf oh I see.
Man, who doesn't have their own hot sauce now?

TRUCKLOAD OF CADAVERS
TRUCKLOAD OF HIGH-CLASS PROSTITUTES
TRUCKLOAD OF PIMENTOS
TRUCKLOAD OF JAMES SQUIRE SUNDOWN LAGER OK THAT'S JUST ME
TRUCKLOAD OF LEFT SOCKS
TRUCKLOAD OF MULCH FOR MY GARDEN

[katzenkoenig]

a truckload of YOUR MOM.

[Skimba]

I was feeling uninspired and I'm craving olives.
Considering I have about 5 e-mail addresses, I may change it to a couple other things.

[Chrono Crow]

I said truck parts, because that'd be demented from the perspective of a truck.

[Null]

I would ask for a truckload of books for the Kindle.

[katzenkoenig]

a truckload of ELECTRICITY.

[badplantmommy]

A truckload of rain. And make it a big truck; we need all we can get here!

[Clueless]

A truckload of LOLcats

[traubster]

A truckload of diabetic eunuchs.

A truckload of Astroglide.

A truckload of Portuguese butt plugs.

Then we're having a party.

[Aussie Evil]

A truckload of Instant Fantasy 5 scratchers.

A truckload of RAM.