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Craigslistings

Postby Nik » Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:23 am

So, in my search for an apartment, I have come across some ...interesting ads.
I'll post some here, please feel free to add your favorites.

"Need a room overnight ?? $25.00 per night , women only !! Sex is possible , plenty of food , you will be renting 1 of 3 rooms available , payment is due the night before you stay here .
Contact Mike . Single women only . Ages 22-58 . Decent women only , no thieves allowed . No pets allowed . "
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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.
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Re: Craigslistings

Postby Nyperold » Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:03 am

I guess he means decent... in bed? In looks?
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Re: Craigslistings

Postby Nik » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:03 am

I also like how he's insisting women can't bring their cats and dogs to a pay-for-board one night stand.
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Re: Craigslistings

Postby jvcc » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:33 pm

I like that the ages range from 22 to 58.
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Re: Craigslistings

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:36 pm

jvcc wrote:I like that the ages range from 22 to 58.

haha yeah. What's wrong with 59 year olds?
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Re: Craigslistings

Postby sum yun gai » Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:55 pm

those ads are all over the hollywood craigslistings. :roll: my all time favorite is no longer listed (it's been almost 3 years now) but it was the same as yours, only it was a free room for "exceptional and open minded single women, no questions asked" or something similar. then he went on at great length about the things he expected of the woman, basically looking for a sex slave in the guise of "share my apartment"
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Re: Craigslistings

Postby MysticalDescent » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:19 am

WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. PO Box ***. Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

Apologies for not being very original.
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Re: Craigslistings

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:35 pm

Nik wrote:Sex is possible

As you can tell, I really like the idea of taking this part out of context, just as a general statement of fact (or perhaps a word of encouragement for those of us who've had a dry spell?).

I really wish I had the text still, but I think the best thing I've seen there was an ad looking for "actresses" for an erotic food fight video. It was noted that acting talent would be less important than sexiness and ability to throw pies.
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Re: Craigslistings

Postby Nik » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:35 pm

Elegant home available now to share with select housemate RENT FREE in exchange for a few light household duties and house sitting when I travel. The housemate who is chosen will have a beautifully fully furnished master bedroom, private spa-style bathroom, large walk-in closet, and will have use of the entire estate and can enjoy the kitchen, study, wine cellar, theater room, workout room, garage, and hot tub. This will be shared with the homeowner (myself) who is a 33 year old, recently widowed, clean, considerate, easygoing, nudist female. Will consider those who are clean, respectful, trustworthy, and tolerant of the clothing optional lifestyle. For more information and personal interview instant message at the contact details left here below. NO ENAIL PLEASE. Only respond by instant messaging. The evenings are the best time to connect with me. Thank You!
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Re: Craigslistings

Postby chrismachine » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:36 pm

so are you going for it?
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Re: Craigslistings

Postby Dusk » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:59 am

GOOD GRIEF! A new thread!
I find new threads far more interesting than posting status updates about essays!
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