A Thread To Scare You

[Dusk]

[PonderThis]

Dun dun DUNNNN!





Betcha a dollar someone came across a clip from an old TV show and wrote the description after the fact.

[Saltine]

Surely the only logical explanation is ghost pirates

[Dusk]

Oh yeah? Then explain THIS:
http://horrorstories.anthonet.com/archives/mirror

[EsBe]

I dunno, it doesn't really resemble an old lady's face... more like the face of a posessed mannequin or dummy. She should check her house's baseboards and closets for signs of ventriloquist nests.

[PonderThis]

Yeah and if you have ventriloquists you might also have mimes. Man, I hate those things! That lady needs to stop posting pictures to the internet and just call the exterminator* already.




*- Ex-Terminator. When Terminator robots come back from the future and find out everything's going just fine for the eventual Robot takeover, they usually get bummed out for a while and eventually get a job. Robots really hate ventriloquists and mimes, so they're a good pick for this job.

[Gelatine Cow]

It must be great having DB as a father.

Goodnight. Don't let the bedbugs biiiiiiiite...
*Slides eerily backwards out the room on rollerskates, to go play a theremin*

[Portals]

Goodnight. Don't let the bedbugs biiiiiiiite...
*Slides eerily backwards out the room on rollerskates, to go play a theremin*

Oh come on, that's hilarious.

Also theremins are pretty awesome.

[EvilJekyll]

Also theremins are pretty awesome.

I have one, but it is cheap, and the directions are in Japanese. So I can't quite figure out how to tune it.

[James]

Theremin

[Binkatron5000]

I found this scary! WATCH UNTIL THE END holy crap it keeps getting weirder. Oh, bees!

[Nyperold]

cellphone photo story

And then she answered it while it was plugged in and electrocuted herself. Also it burned up her bed. But that's okay because it automatically dialed 911 when the battery got low.

...Yes, I've been reading Snopes, how could you tell?

[Saltine]

Oh yeah? Then explain THIS:
http://horrorstories.anthonet.com/archives/mirror

It was clearly photomanipulated by the Loch Ness Monster.

[Dusk]

Goodnight. Don't let the bedbugs biiiiiiiite...
*Slides eerily backwards out the room on rollerskates, to go play a theremin*

lol my son does have problems with monsters.
They are black shadow monsters that slide down the wall and have swirly things on the tops of their heads.
I've tried to figure out where he gets this from, but I have no idea.

[Skimba]

They are black shadow monsters that slide down the wall and have swirly things on the tops of their heads.
I've tried to figure out where he gets this from, but I have no idea.

That's because he's more sensitive than you and that's what he sees.
As long as they are not bothering y'all, let them be. Monsters/spirits/ghouls are (non)people too!

[MysticalDescent]

There are people who go crazy if you suggest that a theremin is useful for making eery noises. They hate those kinds of stereotypes because they make nice musics on their theremins.

[Portals]

But theremins can make both creepy music and pretty music! Getting offended at that is like getting offended at someone else because they put cheese in sandwiches, because cheese really should be put on pizzas.

[jvcc]

Tubifex worms: they will haunt your dreams. Or at least ruin your appetite.

[Jemry]

I can't believe that nobody has said this yet.

BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Jemry]

C'mon... it was awesome.

[Dusk]

I will direct your attention to rule 2.

[ntw3001]

Holy God that mirror girl is frightening.

[Skimba]

Holy God that mirror girl is frightening.

Yea.
What's with that smile?

[Nyperold]

The scariest part is the dimensions.

[Jemry]

I will direct your attention to rule 2.

Explain.