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A Thread To Scare You

Postby Dusk » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:16 am

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby PonderThis » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:47 am

Dun dun DUNNNN!





Betcha a dollar someone came across a clip from an old TV show and wrote the description after the fact.

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Saltine » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:51 am

Surely the only logical explanation is ghost pirates
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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Dusk » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:56 am

EvilJekyll wrote:To summarise, people will always people.

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby EsBe » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:09 am

I dunno, it doesn't really resemble an old lady's face... more like the face of a posessed mannequin or dummy. She should check her house's baseboards and closets for signs of ventriloquist nests.

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby PonderThis » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:52 am

Yeah and if you have ventriloquists you might also have mimes. Man, I hate those things! That lady needs to stop posting pictures to the internet and just call the exterminator* already.




*- Ex-Terminator. When Terminator robots come back from the future and find out everything's going just fine for the eventual Robot takeover, they usually get bummed out for a while and eventually get a job. Robots really hate ventriloquists and mimes, so they're a good pick for this job.

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Gelatine Cow » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:09 pm

It must be great having DB as a father.

Goodnight. Don't let the bedbugs biiiiiiiite...
*Slides eerily backwards out the room on rollerskates, to go play a theremin*
And that's terrible.

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Portals » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:28 pm

Gelatine Cow wrote:Goodnight. Don't let the bedbugs biiiiiiiite...
*Slides eerily backwards out the room on rollerskates, to go play a theremin*

Oh come on, that's hilarious.

Also theremins are pretty awesome.

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby EvilJekyll » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:46 pm

Portals wrote:Also theremins are pretty awesome.

I have one, but it is cheap, and the directions are in Japanese. So I can't quite figure out how to tune it.
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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby James » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:16 am

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:56 am

I found this scary! WATCH UNTIL THE END holy crap it keeps getting weirder. Oh, bees!
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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Nyperold » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:25 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:cellphone photo story


And then she answered it while it was plugged in and electrocuted herself. Also it burned up her bed. But that's okay because it automatically dialed 911 when the battery got low.

...Yes, I've been reading Snopes, how could you tell?

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Saltine » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:39 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:Oh yeah? Then explain THIS:
http://horrorstories.anthonet.com/archives/mirror
It was clearly photomanipulated by the Loch Ness Monster.
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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Dusk » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:59 am

Gelatine Cow wrote:Goodnight. Don't let the bedbugs biiiiiiiite...
*Slides eerily backwards out the room on rollerskates, to go play a theremin*

lol my son does have problems with monsters.
They are black shadow monsters that slide down the wall and have swirly things on the tops of their heads.
I've tried to figure out where he gets this from, but I have no idea.
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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Skimba » Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:45 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:They are black shadow monsters that slide down the wall and have swirly things on the tops of their heads.
I've tried to figure out where he gets this from, but I have no idea.

That's because he's more sensitive than you and that's what he sees.
As long as they are not bothering y'all, let them be. Monsters/spirits/ghouls are (non)people too!
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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:10 pm

There are people who go crazy if you suggest that a theremin is useful for making eery noises. They hate those kinds of stereotypes because they make nice musics on their theremins.
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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Portals » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:36 pm

But theremins can make both creepy music and pretty music! Getting offended at that is like getting offended at someone else because they put cheese in sandwiches, because cheese really should be put on pizzas.

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby jvcc » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:47 pm

ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Jemry » Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:16 am

I can't believe that nobody has said this yet.

BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
http://www.myspace.com/jemry C WHUT I DID THAR. I'M SO DECEPTIVE.

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Jemry » Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:50 pm

C'mon... it was awesome.
http://www.myspace.com/jemry C WHUT I DID THAR. I'M SO DECEPTIVE.

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Dusk » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:39 pm

I will direct your attention to rule 2.

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby ntw3001 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:35 am

Holy God that mirror girl is frightening.

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Skimba » Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:09 am

ntw3001 wrote:Holy God that mirror girl is frightening.

Yea.
What's with that smile?
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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Nyperold » Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:42 pm

The scariest part is the dimensions. :wink:

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Re: A Thread To Scare You

Postby Jemry » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:20 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:I will direct your attention to rule 2.


Explain.
http://www.myspace.com/jemry C WHUT I DID THAR. I'M SO DECEPTIVE.

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