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Re: Random Essay Generator

Postby traubster » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:28 pm

Dang, I know I'm late on this, but oh well:

Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of hermy-on-hermy action. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of hermy-on-hermy action. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, hermy-on-hermy action is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that hermy-on-hermy action is rarely given rational consideration by the easily lead, who are yet to grow accustomed to its discombobulating nature...

...Status, Security, Fame - hermy-on-hermy action, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. To put it simply, people like hermy-on-hermy action...

...In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the average wage world wide are driven entirely by hermy-on-hermy action. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors...

...To quote jazz singer Elijah H. Amster 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with hermy-on-hermy action. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was hermy-on-hermy action...


In conclusion, hermy-on-hermy action parades along man's streets and man waves back. It establishes order, provides financial security and is always fashionably late.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Demi Beckham: 'You win some, you loose some, but hermy-on-hermy action wins most often.'
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