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Chicken Wings

Postby KatyM » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:04 pm

I never knew this and I want to try it. I wish I had someone to go out for wings with after work.

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Re: Chicken Wings

Postby traubster » Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:20 pm

Hey, I'll go with you! I can guarantee I that my meat will have a bone.
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Re: Chicken Wings

Postby ntw3001 » Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:16 pm

I avoid chicken wings because I don't like getting greasy fingers. Maybe I should eat them with a special glove.
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Re: Chicken Wings

Postby traubster » Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:47 pm

ntw3001 wrote:I avoid chicken wings because I don't like getting greasy fingers. Maybe I should eat them with a special glove.


I have special little finger condoms for when I eat wings or ribs. They're lubricated, which makes for some pretty decent slapstick during the meal.
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Re: Chicken Wings

Postby kvn8907 » Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:38 am

When I eat those flat chicken wings, I eat around them, then knaw off the end like a rabid animal until the two bones separate, then split the wing apart with my tongue and knaw off the meat between the bones. As you can tell, I don't usually sit with anyone while I eat chicken wings.



ntw3001 wrote:I avoid chicken wings because I don't like getting greasy fingers. Maybe I should eat them with a special glove.


1 word: SOAP!

89 words:
1. Make sure your nails are short. If they're too long, grease gets underneath them.
2. Obtain chicken wings.
3. Get napkins (better to do it now, while your hands are clean)
4. Eat chicken wings, being as messy as you want. Pay no attention to hand hygiene now.
5. Finish wings and lick fingers
6. Use napkin to dry fingers
7. Go to the bathroom, use lots of soap, and wash your hands twice. Ignore any lingering grease smell after hands are dry; it’ll go away in time.
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Re: Chicken Wings

Postby ntw3001 » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:56 pm

I think I can beat that.

1: Eat something else.


I JUST DON'T LIKE TO GET MY FINGERS GREASYYYY
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Re: Chicken Wings

Postby mrgazpacho » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:09 am

KatyM wrote:I wish I had someone to go out for wings with after work.


For some reason, this makes me sadder than I thought it would.
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Re: Chicken Wings

Postby traubster » Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:54 pm

mrgazpacho wrote:
KatyM wrote:I wish I had someone to go out for wings with after work.


For some reason, this makes me sadder than I thought it would.


Hey, I live nearby and I offered...

*SIGH* Some girls just want to avoid ALL prospective sex crimes!

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GET A TROPHY FOR DOING SO!
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Re: Chicken Wings

Postby Portals » Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:20 am

I first misread this thread title as "Chaken Wings". I think I may need sleep. Image
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Re: Chicken Wings

Postby PonderThis » Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:34 am

KatyM wrote:http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000089?v=6343611&l=100022574
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ntw3001 wrote:I JUST DON'T LIKE TO GET MY FINGERS GREASYYYY
You're so ... so civilized!
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